Granted, but just after your first trip (to the Jurassic), you manage to lose the detachable control stick in a fissure filled with lava and the machine returns back to its original era. I hope you're in good shape, you'll need it.

Granted, but you become a very shy person, and don't dare to post in the thread anymore.

I wish to live in an iglu.

Granted. Assuming that your iglu is a tradiotnal one - made from snow and maybe a bit ice - you have a short but funny time with your iglu on a beach on Hawaii.

I wish... oh, well. Just realized i'm too shy... *crawls under a rock and curls up*

Granted, under the rock there is a scorpion and the shock makes you stand up and get hit hard on the head. In the hospital the medics fix your fractured skull and you're well again soon. However, you'll suffer from severe headaches in the future, but at least the experience dissipated your shyness and you can post again in the thread.

I wish you post a corruptible wish.

Granted!

I wish to be half the whippersnapper i am but the tough part is that i am easily twice your age, so i might be too confused to bring up a decent wish that could be understood. Where am i and where are my pants.

Granted, but now you're too young to wear pants.

I wish this thread not remain idle for more than a day.

granted, it will be updated more often, but the updates will all be spam

i wish for a kind pet dragon

Granted, but the dragon will grow in a few days, will become ungrateful and grumpy and eventually will run away from home "to find himself"

I wish to cure sick animals with just wanting it.

Granted, but only if the animal is a predator, and curing them causes raging psychopathy.

I wish I was a smurf.

granted, but within a week gargamel would find your village because of you, dooming your entire kind

i wish i had mad reflexes and detected incoming danger

Your wish is granted - You are now a spider and are promptly squished by my wife as you make your way across the kitchen floor ;-)

I wish I had a fresh cup of coffee.

Granted, but being careless, nervous, or lacking awareness because still sleepy, you accidentally poured it on your suits.

I wish for all fellow GOGers, that they wouldn't forget to eat.

granted, they will all eat, but this will give them food poisoning

i wish i could mind-read

Granted, but you would fall asleep everytime like you would when you read thick books of thousand pages.

I wish I could uprepped my own account.

Granted, but due to an integer overflow it results in a negative number.

I wish healthy food was cheap and plentiful, without effort.