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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted September 06, 2012
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kmonster: I wish I could learn 10 times as fast.
Granted, but then you found out that there's nothing more to learn. You've reached your limit.

I wish this post of mine would be a high rated comment.
Posted September 07, 2012
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le_chevalier: I wish this post of mine would be a high rated comment.
Granted, but a group of envious people down'repped it while you were offline, back to its previous state.

I wish 3D movies didn't require special glasses and both (3D and normal ones) had the same affordable price.
Posted September 07, 2012
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Thespian*: I wish 3D movies didn't require special glasses and both (3D and normal ones) had the same affordable price.
Granted, but no more good 3D movies will be produced.

I wish for a good sequel to Clive Barker's Undying.
Posted September 07, 2012
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gandalf.nho: Granted, but no more good 3D movies will be produced.

I wish for a good sequel to Clive Barker's Undying.
Granted, but the sequel will be just good, not excellent as the original game was.

I wish for an ability to sleep only four hours a night and still be healthy and refreshed.
Posted September 07, 2012
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Thespian*: I wish 3D movies didn't require special glasses and both (3D and normal ones) had the same affordable price.
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gandalf.nho: Granted, but no more good 3D movies will be produced.

I wish for a good sequel to Clive Barker's Undying.
Granted, but the game development will be directed by Uwe Boll.

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Charon121: I wish for an ability to sleep only four hours a night and still be healthy and refreshed.
Granted, but you'll suffer horrible nightmares every night and you'll remember them continuously while you're awake.

I wish a fairie companion.
Post edited September 07, 2012 by Thespian*
Posted September 08, 2012
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Thespian*: I wish a fairie companion.
Granted, but PETA has accused you of endangered species maltreatment and has you removed of your custody of the fairy.

I wish I could make everyone that sings, always sounds nice to the ears.
Posted September 08, 2012
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le_chevalier: I wish I could make everyone that sings, always sounds nice to the ears.
Granted! Alas, as soon as Justin Bieber began to get your most favorite singer, you suffer brain haemorrhage and lose your sense of hearing completely. It sounds nice but the texts are still horrible.

I wish i'd get insane and be happy with it.
Posted September 08, 2012
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Vosla: I wish i'd get insane and be happy with it.
Granted, but you're immediately hospitalized at the Arkham Asylum. Don't worry, I heard that the other inmates are a bunch of really friendly people...

I wish to plant tulips.
Posted September 08, 2012
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Thespian*: Granted, but you're immediately hospitalized at the Arkham Asylum. Don't worry, I heard that the other inmates are a bunch of really friendly people...
Hey, Arkham Asylum is for the criminally insane... oh, never mind. HeheHEheHEEHEEEEHHHH... Oops! I farted a little.

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Thespian*: I wish to plant tulips.
Granted! You plant tulips. No strings attached. Except for you are deadly allergic against them, so be careful.
Posted September 08, 2012
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Vosla: Granted! You plant tulips. No strings attached. Except for you are deadly allergic against them, so be careful.
And your wish, my crazy friend? :D
Post edited September 08, 2012 by Thespian*
Posted September 08, 2012
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Vosla: Granted! You plant tulips. No strings attached. Except for you are deadly allergic against them, so be careful.
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Thespian*: And your wish, my crazy friend? :D
Oops.
I wish you wish a wish.

Got ya?
Posted September 08, 2012
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Vosla: I wish you wish a wish.

Got ya?
Gotcha!

Granted, but my wish will not even half as good as yours would have been.

I wish always to have balance (credit?) in the mobile phone.
Posted September 08, 2012
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Thespian*: I wish always to have balance (credit?) in the mobile phone.
Granted. By some unforeseen technical hickup, your mobile has infinite credit... because the technical hickup was due to the mobile falling out of your pocket, through a sewer grate right into the maw of a Beholder who just realized it is not from this world and returns through a dimensional portal back to its own universe...

And somewhere in the darkness of the abyss, an occasional mobile phone signal tone breaks the eternal silence...


I wish i had the talent to write really entertaining fantasy novels.
Post edited September 08, 2012 by Vosla
Posted September 08, 2012
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Vosla: I wish i had the talent to write really entertaining fantasy novels.
Granted, but they will be entertaining only to you.

I wish for a fully functional and controllable time machine
Posted September 08, 2012
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gandalf.nho: I wish for a fully functional and controllable time machine
Granted! It works perfectly. If it goes backwards in time, so does you - until you don't exist yet. If it goes forward in time, you wither until you are a speck of dust.

I wish i had more ideas for wishes.
Post edited September 08, 2012 by Vosla
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