How were the patches distributed? (Remember, the game was originally released for systems that didn't have networking capabilities, or if they did, they were not as heavily used as they are today; there was no public Internet back then.)

Anyway...

Granted, but nobody is willing to pay for it, and it goes bankrupt.

(This has probably been wished before.) I wish that Wizardry 1-5 would come to gog.com.

Wish granted, but they cost 50 euros apiece...

I wish Hungary to leave cannibals outside its borders to starve to death and don't repeat Germany's tragic mistakes, to take random filth unquestionably inside.

Granted you are now both fine and young being fed to The High Cannibal of Germany in an alternate timeline where Germany won World War II and became one of the most viscious yet snooty world powers.
In fact he's so snooty he insists the only meat he is served are fine young cannibals who have been fed since birth on other fine young cannibals. Rich people *rolls eyes.

I wish I had all the super powers of the internet memes combined and three words into your rebuttal you read the last three words of my wish , 'I like trains'.

Wish granted, but as a tradeoff for that, you become permanently Amber Scott.

I wish the curse of the Grandmaster to fall heavy on the descendants of those who wrongly burned him on a pike, on Friday the 13th; and the neo-Crusades to start soon, as an answer to Jihad and all.

Granted, I have no idea what you're on about, but granted.

And no need for corruption, shit's already pretty screwed up.

I wish people would screw me up.

Granted. You'll get screwed into a wall. THE WALL.

I wish that Bradley wouldn't politicize every thread with his... let's say... opinions on the immigrants matter.

Granted, he politicizes on Gun Control instead.

I wish Starbound was actually a proper 1.0 release with good progression!

Granted, it was so progressive that there were no levels and it ended as soon as you pressed Play.

I wish I was progressive.

Granted.

By your own definition of progression, someone pressed your Play button and you ended.

I wish I could get Agarest games to work in Wine/PoL.

Granted. You follow the instructions listed at
https://appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=version&iId=29152

(in particular, "winetricks xact")

and manage to get the game to work.

(Alternatively, use the method I used to get Elminage Gothic to work.)

Unfortunately, you then become addicted to the game and fail to perform basic functions like eating and sleeping, and as a result end up in the hospital without the game.

I wish for an Indie RPG whose battle and growth systems are inspired by the SaGa series, and which contains a good representation of LGBT characters, to be developed and appear on this site. Furthermore, I wish that the game should be available for Linux and be playable on low-spec machines with integrated graphics.

Did you say India? Don't do anything wrong to the cows or your game will become permanently disabled.

I wish Bill Gates would roll up his sleeves, return to Microsoft, and slap the idiots who are ruining an otherwise great operating system with idiotic decisions. Like Cortana.

Granted: He makes it so that you now need to pay to keep using Windows, and this comes without warning at an inconvenient time, disrupting the work you are trying to get done.

I wish that Windows would stop being considered the default OS on PCs. (Basically, it is assumed that PCs run Windows; I am wishing for that assumption to change.)

Now you've done it. Instead of Windows merely being the most likely OS, it's become the only one available. May the ghost of Linus Torvalds have mercy on your soul.

I wish I could survive on four hours of sleep per night.

Granted, but then you need to spend 20 hours each day eating, and therefore have no time to do anything else. Sooner or later, you run out of food, at which point you are in serious trouble. (Remember, no time to go to the grocery store or to make enough money to pay for the food.)

I wish for Touhou 1 (the Highly Responsive to Prayers) to become available on gog.com