Granted, but those women decide they don't like you as their ruler and, thanks to their extreme size and strength, oust you.

I wish for the US's GOP (Republican Party, the conservative, anti-LGBT, one) to just disappear.

Hiya Deatrice.

Granted, but in their place the AAP, the Anti Acronym Party, took over.

I wish that I was invited to more parties.

Granted. You're invited to a Technocrat meeting.

I wish engineers would take over.

Granted, but you get roofied at one of them; somebody spikes your drink, you fall asleep, and you are raped while you are asleep.

I wish for somebody to do a speedrun of The Elder Scrolls: Arena in a category in which the glitch where you pick up the same piece of paper multiple times to skip most of the main quest dungeons is banned.

(Oops, missed this one due to a race condition.)

Granted. Unfortunately, they're not good engineers and their designs result in a whole bunch of race conditions, resulting in severe harm whenever such a race condition occurs.

Granted, but the game turns out to be horribly buggy, and the PC version is encumbered with buggy DRM that makes it impossible to play even if you have a legit copy.

I wish for the spellmaker to return in the next Elder Scrolls game.

Working as intended. It's a feature not a bug.

The spellmaker returns whoever he is. Sadly all he now does is sell fake wands and other Harry Potter merchandise.

I want to sleep.

Granted, you now sleep 14-16 hours a day. Somehow you have an irresistible craving for lasagna.

I wish I had an magic bag of tender beef jerky that never runs out.

Granted. You lose said bag the day after acquiring it.

I wish I could go fishing.

Granted, you've now caught crabs.

I wish I was a crustacean.

Granted. You now got caught by Nagrarok.

(Also, your wish has a grammatical error: "was" should be "were".)

I wish the Mudcrab Merchant (from Morrowind) existed in real life.

I'd love to sit on your lap whilst you taught me English, Miss Dee.

And if I'm naughty and don't obey I should be punished, I deserve it.

Granted, when you get caught trying to pickpocket him, he becomes enraged and summons a horde of heavily armored mudcrabs upon you. You get nibbled and nicked to death.

I wish the TV series The Simpsons would be cancelled and purged forever. No reruns, No CD collections. Nothing.

Granted.
Without their witty warnings and satire, Fox expands without control and takes over the world media.

I wish that nature would revolt against us for destroying the environment.