Granted, your eyesight is ruined in a short period.

I wish that the people waving the flags of the Southern Confederacy in US, would be teleported back in time to work the cotton fields for the rich oligarchic planters.

Wish granted, but they make a killing with the daughters of the rich landowners; broad-shouldered peasant lads had always been fancied and in high demand!

I wish the people who created and push TTIP to die a very horrible, slow, painful death; each and every person working for Monsanto, as well.

Granted. Prior to the wish being granted, you take a new job, unaware that you are working for Monsanto. As a result, when the wish is granted, you are affected.

I wish for remasters of the first 2 Elder Scrolls games (Arena and Daggerfal) that contain no bugs.

Granted, but this will happen to everyone else too because Monsanto invents genetic food modifications which kills too slow to notice when it's introduced and it's spread across the world with the help of TTIP. Trying to avoid it only lengthens the time of suffering because the seed contaminates everything everywhere.

Granted. But they cost $150 each and you have to pay 10 times that much in micro transactions to be able to finish them.


I wish I could read as long as I want without my eyes ever getting tired.

Granted, but the text you read is filled with so many grammatical errors that its annoying to read through with all of it's mistakes, including mixing up "its" and "it's", and of many others.

I wish that somebody other than me would comment on the thread I posted in the Elder Scrolls series subforum, and on the one I posted on the Ultima series subforum.

(Really, the game-specific forums on this site feel like they're underused, which is a shame because they have the potential to lead to good discussion without as many of the issues the General forum has.)

Granted, however, it was just spam and deleted shortly after.

And stop trying to promote your threads, it's no wonder you're -99, no wonder at all.

I wish I didn't have constipation today.

I wish I could fly))

Granted, but the European governments ratify the treaty anyway.

I wish that more people played games like the early Ultima/Wizardry/Might & Magic games and the first Elder Scrolls game, so that I would have people to talk to about those games.

Hiya Anna,

My name is Kleetus and I'm special.

Granted! I've played Jeff Vogel's Exile series! Close enough?

I wish people would stop being vague/hinty about anything. Just COMMUNICATE.

Granted. Now everyone is autistic. Of course, since everyone is autistic, that becomes "normal".

I wish for the next Elder Scrolls game to re-introduce the Spellmaker, re-intruduce classic spell effects like Jump, Levitate, and Passwall, and include remixes of music from Arena and Daggerfall.

Wish granted, but you are forced to roleplay a male nord battlemage as a tradeoff and this is final.

I wish the war to start soon; it is high time, already, i ordered it years ago and all!

Granted, however, you made a mistake when ordering and you accidently purchased Transsexual Cheerleaders instead.

I wish I was purdy enough to be a cheerleader, transsexual or otherwise.

Granted, You get to join the Miami Dolphins cheerleader squad. In a fit of anger after a botched tackle, Ndamukong Suh stomps you.
I wish banks and credit card companies would blacklist g2a.