I love it when you say succubus, Miss Dee.

Go on, say it with me, succubus.

Granted, however, the party based meth instead and cast spells on each other, causing chaos and death.

I wish I was a wizard, but a really well-endowed one.

The wish-granter doesn't like the grammar mistake in your sentence, so the "wizard" part sort of failed; instead, history was changed so that you used to be a wizard, but not any more.

On the other hand, you now have huge breasts; so huge, in fact, that you are unable to find a bra big enough to fit them. Futhermore, those breasts are so huge they're not exactly comfortable.

Furthermore, you have been cursed; no doctor will be willing to do any operation that would reduce your breast size. This means that, even if you get breast cancer, you can't get your breasts removed because no doctor will do so.

I wish for an Elder Scrolls game that pre-dates Arena. (In other words, the game must have been released before Arena was.)

There were no grammatical errors, so your corruption failed abysmally.

Sucks to be you right about now, that's why you're a succubus.

Granted, however, it was released under a different name, The Eldest Scroll, and you were unable to find it.

Sucks to be you right about now, that's why you're a succubus.

I wish Bethesda would release a game that wasn't a bug-fest.

Granted. The newest release is called The Fallout Scrolls: Null, and when you start it, the ending cutscene plays immediately. Hence, this game is 0-length, so there's no possibility of bugs.

I wish that Bethesda would release a game for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

Granted, but as you're the only person who uses Nintendo they quickly went broke and were bought by a late night infomercial company selling feminine hygiene products.

I wish Miss Dee would play a game with me so I can smite her.

Wish granted, but there is no smiting.

I wish any country that wishes so, to do a referendum about staying in or leaving EU.

Granted. And the results are: Direct Democracy is terrible. In sensible countries with a representative democracy, the referendums sputter out quietly.

I wish Nintendo would stop whacking themselves in the head with various anchors and just make Female Link an option in Breath of the Wild, nudity be damned.

(Decided to take this one even though it's already been taken.)

Granted. China and Japan hold referendums; China votes to leave the EU, Japan votes to stay.

Unfortunately, it is not clear what happens next, as neither country is a member of the EU in the first place.
Granted, but since society's view of female nudity is, for some reason, different from society's view of male nudity, the game gets an Adult Only rating and ends up failing as a result.

I wish that female nudity (including breasts with nipples) would become acceptable to show in all media, including media aimed at young children.

Granted, however, showing the children breasts led to an outbreak of childhood obesity.

I wish that women would suckle and nurture me.

Wish granted; you become an infant again, anew.

I wish my place to escape the tyrannical clutches of European Union, just like Britain did!

Granted. Since political correctness doesn't exist to begin with, your wish is a no-op (in other words, it does nothing).

I wish for every game that Bethesda made prior to TES: Arena to be released on gog, including console games and licensed games.

Granted, but before that can happen Preston Garvey would like a word with you. I believe another settlement needs your help, I'll mark it on your map.

I wish I could get out of holiday plans I got tricked into and stay home and play games/watch anime

All right, but the game is checkers and the anime is Boku no Pico.

I wish I had time to catch up on my reading.

Granted, but you have lost your books and lack the money to replace them.

I wish that more games would have graphics similar to the Arena screenshot that I just posted on the Elder Scrolls subforum.