Granted, but some people make mistakes when choosing their gender.

I wish the Infinity Engine games were turn-based (instead of real-time with pause).

Granted. But the computer's turn takes forever.
I can't come up with a wish

Granted, but... (?)

I wish that Tony Stark gift me a super computer.

Granted, but it's a virus-loaded zombie machine controlled by the Russia mafia.

Fixed that for you. (remember: when you corrupt a wish you're supposed to make one too!)

Granted. The whistling pinwheel annoys everyone in the room and one guy gets angry enough to kick a passing cat then take the pinwheel from you and throw it in the furnace.

I wish Windows was open source.

Sorry, I somehow forgot that! Anyway:

Granted. But every single community change is now a mandatory download.

I wish that American radio was less awful.

Wish granted. But radio is now gone completely.

I wish she will be betrayed and torn apart in the worst possible manner. exactly as she did to me, some summers ago.

Granted, but the witch thought that "she" referred to you, so you are the one who gets betrayed and torn apart in the worst possible manner.

I wish for KiNgBrAdLeY7 to get into a relationship with a nice attractive trans woman.

Granted, but that nice attractive trans woman is you, with all modifications necessary.

I wish for the world to finally recognise my incredible talent.

Granted, but that recognition is the result of doing something illegal (like hacking into military computers and releasing classified data), and you end up in jail.

I wish for a game to be made that is similar to Wizardry 4, but not as difficult.

Granted, but the game finish after you click the start button.

I wish i could be an economic genius.

You successfully manage to avoid drama and have a nice family with a wife and two children. Then, your wife comes out as transgender and wants to transition from female to male.

I wish that (cisgender) men would not be afraid to wear dresses and carry purses in public.

Granted! They now wear moo moo's and every bad dress fashion as a way of catching up.

I wish they would abolish the House of Lords (UK) and the Senate (Can)!

Granted, the House of Lords and the Senate are abolished as are all other elements of government as Ingsoc takes power in the UK.

I wish they would stop it with the Moe and the lolicon in manganime and did cool, intelligent and adult stuff like they did from the 80s to the artsy early 2000s. Not that there wasn't moe and lolicon then, but it was at least possible to ignore it.