Granted, but your dick no longer exists, and has been replaced with a vagina.

I wish that, when talking about transgender people, genital surgery (which not every trans person gets) would be de-emphasized, and that people would understand that it is rude to ask someone if that person has had the surgery.

Wish granted. Now instead of surgery questions, they ask the "what were you born as" ones, which are clearly much more polite.

I wish i could use my newly issued and activated ATM card to purchase GOG games.

Granted. But now you're broke.
I wish I had all Batman action figures ever made, in a cabinet made entirely out of glass.

I actually have two cats. Scary...
Granted. But now you'll urinate like crazy.
I wish my cats wasn't so wild.

Granted. But you can only drink lukewarm, watery, prepackaged espresso that barely even gives you a buzz.

I wish that Night Dive would dig up the rights to System Shock 1 and re-release it on GOG.

Granted, but that release only runs on FreeBSD.

I wish that it weren't taboo for men to wear dresses and skirts.

You do know it's free right?

Yeah, I know it's abandonware. I played it end to end years ago. But I also played Ultima Underworld and Terra Nova back when they were abandonware, and I'm still ecstatic that they've been properly re-released. SS1 needs to get its due.

Sorry for interrupting the thread, guys!

Returning to the thread ;)

Granted. Now they compete with the ladies in all the bargain sales when they aren't showing off their utilikilts, 'guild robes' and medieval tunics. The ladies do not appreciate the competition for the really good dresses, which adds tension to male/female relationships.

I wish I had a working cornucopia, that offered whatever ingredients or spices I asked (no more grocery shopping required!)

Wish granted, but you have to pay taxes for them!

I wish you could gift me some spices from that cornucopia, i love spices.

Wish granted, but the spices are stale.

I wish the murders of trans woman would stop.

(No, this is not a repeat; yet ANOTHER murder just happened.)
http://lgbtweekly.com/2015/07/24/transgender-woman-murdered-in-fresno/

Wish granted, but for those murders to stop, trans women MUST say to someone they get related to BEFOREHAND that they had been men once (and they cannot reproduce). (One of them was almost lynched to death from husband and mother in law, locally, because "she" never told hubby dear anything about being trans and he asked her to marriage wanting family and children)

I wish people wouldn't try to trick and dupe other people, especially since there are other people who outright DEMAND relationships with different kinds.

I think you need to read this:
http://freethoughtblogs.com/zinniajones/transcripts/trans-disclosure-we-can-get-into-that/

Note that some trans woman bank sperm, and can therefore use them to have children. Furthermore, if a cis woman (or trans man) has sex with a trans woman, it is not safe to assume a pregnancy can't happen.

Also, I find your use of quotes around "she" in that context to be offensive. Trans women are women, not "women".

As for your wish, the witch in charge of the wish is unable to find a way to consistently grant the wish, so she makes it so that the wish's effects only apply some of the time.

I wish that the idea that trans people need to "disclose" before having sex and relationships would die. Edit: Furthermore, I wish that people would see trans women as women (and not men) and would similarly see trans men as men (and not women).

Wish granted. People see trans men as women and trans women as men. Boobs and *schlong* on same body betrays ID!

I wish people to choose gender upon birth, exactly like in RPGs, problems solved.