Granted. Your new name is Ranma Saotome. (Oh, and your father's a panda. Most of the time.)

I wish I was heir to an ancient, highly effective school of martial arts.

Granted, but unfortunately your body is particularly unsuited to it.

I wish Wizardry 4 would see a gog.com release.

Granted. But Gog fucked up, there's no audio and no extras.
I wish I was more famous than Susan Boyle.

Wizardry 4 didn't exactly have audio, so your corruption didn't really work.

Granted, but many people have still never heard of you. (I hadn't heard of the person you mentioned until I read your wish.)

I wish division by zero were possible without having to throw out fundamental laws of mathematics (like the distributive law).

Wish granted, but after achieving that, mathematics get erased from existence.

I wish my pc wouldn't overheat. In the past it was only Darksiders 1 and Shadow Warrior Remake. Even though i corrected it, not only it happens again, but now happens with pretty much ANY game... GRRRRR.

Granted, but with mathematics having been erased from existence, your computer no longer works in the first place.

I wish that 1 = 2 were a valid Python statement. (Note that there is only one equal sign, so this is an assignment, not a comparison.)

You now have real-life python who can talk and likes saying shit like "1=2" and "1984 is happening!"

Oops! You failed to give a wish to corrupt!

By the way, in Python, it is actually possible to change the value of an integer; you just need to use the ctypes module to alter the structure Python uses to represent an integer. Changing the value of 1, however, causes the interpreter to behave badly (simple arithmetic causes a segmentation fault).

Anyway, here is my wish:

I wish that dick1982 would provide a wish to corrupt!

Granted. He manages to provide a wish, which you can't think of a way to corrupt, unfortunately.

I wish I didn't drink too much coffee this morning.

granted. they're all freemium games with fine-print in the TOS that charges you 5 bucks a month anyway.

i wish for a pure innocent incorruptible 2D anime 8-year-old boy. beat that!

Well, something got mixed up and you got a girl instead.

I wish that people would stop dead naming Caitlyn Jenner.

Granted. Everyone dies immediately after mentioning this cursed name. You were the first.

I wish I could control temperature around me at will so I never have to freeze or sweat in my bedroom.

Wish granted. Instead of having a warm woman to cuddle with in winter's frost, or an exotic islander woman to fan air to you with a giant exotic tree leaf at summer's scorch, you learn something so meh and pointless as to control temperature around you, congrats!

I wish i could have the opportunity to beat up someone without being arrested.

Granted. But you end up beating up yourself. Because why would someone arrest you for self-desctructive behaviour?
I wish all these telemarketers would get off my dick.