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dtgreene: Granted, but mother nature's idea of what one's body should look like doesn't always match how everyone else perceives it.

I wish that KiNgBrAdLeY7 would grow boobs. (If KiNgBrAdLeY7 already has boobs, I wish that they would grow bigger.)
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: This wish cannot be granted, i have normal manly chest and athletic, too. Even women like it; the married woman i had been with before, for example, used to lick and softly bite my nipple. But even with this, i never felt like a girl, or that i would like to be like a girl. Felt good, but from a man's sensuality, obviously.

I wish people wouldn't want to change whom and what they are, because even from statistics, 90% of those who do either regret it by themselves, or others make them regret it (which is much worse).
Granted, but as a result, more people come out as transgender and change their bodies to reflect who they really are. (By the way, the actual rate of transition regret is very low; less than 4 percent [1]. Furthermore, others making them regret them is a sign that something is wrong with those other people, not with the person transitioning.)

I wish KiNgBrAdLeY7 would suddenly find himself in a woman's body (but still not feel like a girl).

[1] http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brynn-tannehill/myths-about-transition-regrets_b_6160626.html
Wish granted! KingBradley ends up in a female body, but, as result, freaks out so much that he dies from the shock. Happy now? :P

I wish my hair wouldn't get wet when I go swimming in the sea -I dislike having salt all over my hair...
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Treasure: Wish granted! KingBradley ends up in a female body, but, as result, freaks out so much that he dies from the shock. Happy now? :P

I wish my hair wouldn't get wet when I go swimming in the sea -I dislike having salt all over my hair...
Wish granted. You are now bald.

I wish for a special incorruptable wish.
Wish granted, but in order for it to take place, you have to become a transgender, obligatory.

(Also, about above, i cannot even begin to imagine what i would do; i would immediately put that body on wonderful and exquisite use, but only if it was legit and not science-engineered; even though i am a man, i have thoroughly studied the living wonder called female body, i know each and every magical switch on it and one girl once admitted to me, i knew how to make her "high" even more strongly and efficiently that she could do to herself)

I wish all girls would "study" the "science" and "mystery" called sex and would learn to worship the opposite gender's body, like a lot of men bother to become proficient into.
Post edited July 15, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish all girls would "study" the "science" and "mystery" called sex and would learn to worship the opposite gender's body, like a lot of men bother to become proficient into.
Granted, but there are two issues:
First, because you specified "girls" and not "women", your wish fails to affect adult women.
Second, you are now being constantly hit on by out trans women (who, admittedly, are proficient with sex), but can't seem to attract any cis (non-trans) women.

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KiNgBrAdLeY7: (Also, about above, i cannot even begin to imagine what i would do; i would immediately put that body on wonderful and exquisite use, but only if it was legit and not science-engineered; even though i am a man, i have thoroughly studied the living wonder called female body, i know each and every magical switch on it and one girl once admitted to me, i knew how to make her "high" even more strongly and efficiently that she could do to herself)
Actually, what I suspect is that you would experience gender dysphoria exactly the way a trans man would. At first, you might be able to cope by doing things like wearing men's clothes and cutting your hair short, but eventually you would need to get on testosterone (causing you to develop male characteristics) and have your breasts removed (like a double masectomy, except that the doctor would try to preserve or reconstruct your nipples) in order to stay sane.

Now for that uncorruptable wish I asked for earlier, I am now going to use it:
I wish that this wish gets corrupted.
Granted. But because you didn't specify anything, your corrupted wish just fizzles into harmlessness

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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish Salar Shushan to let me pet her dog.
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dtgreene: Granted, but that dog has thorny fur and barks when petted.
Hey, how did you know??? LOL

I wish for healthy milkshakes that taste as awesome as the old sugary ones :D
Granted. They are only available in one flavor: prunes.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.
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BillyMaysFan59: Granted. They are only available in one flavor: prunes.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.
Granted, but the catch is that the wish is not granted. As a result, the entire universe crashes.

(By the way:
user@debian$ apt-get update
[snip]
E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?
)

I wish that Wizardry 8 gets released on gog.com.

[Note: I know it already has been.]
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dtgreene: I wish that Wizardry 8 gets released on gog.com.

[Note: I know it already has been.]
Granted. It was already released, so GOG releases an HD Remastered version. It's twice the price of the original, it's got enough bugs to fill a rainforest, the graphics aren't even improved very much, and it is also a Galaxy exclusive.

I wish switchable graphics weren't such a pain in the @$$.
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BillyMaysFan59: I wish switchable graphics weren't such a pain in the @$$.
Granted, but to benefit from this improvement you have to use DragonflyBSD.

I wish Nvidia would open source its Linux graphics drivers.
Wish granted but now charges for updates on that system...

I wish owls wouldn't howl all night long each and every night, depriving me of sleep; tonight i slept only 3 hours and in the middle of the night, went outside to complain and shout at the owl, so as it went to another tree at a small distance away.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted but now charges for updates on that system...

I wish owls wouldn't howl all night long each and every night, depriving me of sleep; tonight i slept only 3 hours and in the middle of the night, went outside to complain and shout at the owl, so as it went to another tree at a small distance away.
Granted, bot owls are now howling constantly during the daytime, preventing you from getting any work done.

I wish my concert hadn't been rained out.
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dtgreene: I wish my concert hadn't been rained out.
Granted. The event was canceled due to a tornado warning instead.

I wish for a seamless transition from Win 7 to Windows 10.
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dtgreene: I wish my concert hadn't been rained out.
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TwoHandedSword: Granted. The event was canceled due to a tornado warning instead.

I wish for a seamless transition from Win 7 to Windows 10.
Granted, except that Microsoft discontinues Windows 10 security updates within a month (but still continues to provide them for Windows 7).

I wish RPGs hadn't adopted a heavy focus on story and cutscenes.
Granted. But now the games' only FOUR HOURS long.
I wish I never traded my PS4 copy of Arkham Knight for Doom PC pre-order...
Post edited July 17, 2015 by Ghostbreed