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Posted January 15, 2014
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ch108: Well Damn, that actually cut pretty deep... :(

Granted but it works so well your muscles and control of all your...shall we say faculties is lost.
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GastonArg: you need to make a wish :P
Uh :o, I wish I didn't have brain farts that cause me to forget things like making a wish in the corrupt a wish thread
Posted January 15, 2014
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ch108: Uh :o, I wish I didn't have brain farts that cause me to forget things like making a wish in the corrupt a wish thread
With that pressure relief outlet no longer available, your brain explodes from all that overthinking.

I wish I was immune to the common cold.
Posted January 15, 2014
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TwoHandedSword: I wish I was immune to the common cold.
The common cold throws a fit and yells "No fair!" and whistles his big brother - the black plague - which consumes you whole.

I wish there would be an unconditional basic income available for everyone.
Posted January 16, 2014
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chevkoch: I wish there would be an unconditional basic income available for everyone.
Granted, but now the annual cost of living has skyrocketed.

I wish I had some cheesecake...
Posted January 16, 2014
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dmetras: I wish I had some cheesecake...
Granted. There is now cheesecake all over any sensitive electronic devices you own.

I wish I was financially independent.
Posted January 16, 2014
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GamePlayerZero: I wish I was financially independent.
Granted, but you will now become a victim of identity theft once a year, every year, for as long as you shall live.

Edit: Oops, almost forgot!

I wish I had a sword like Cloud Strife.
Post edited January 16, 2014 by dmetras
Posted January 16, 2014
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dmetras: I wish I had a sword like Cloud Strife.
Even heavier than it looked in promo mockup shots, after wielding this sword day in day out in a cosplay kata you're practising for DragonCon '14, your biceps have grown so freakishly big, you'd need a Mako infusion to get with the ladies ever again.

I wish for kindness given and kindness received.
Posted January 16, 2014
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dmetras: I wish I had a sword like Cloud Strife.
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chevkoch: Even heavier than it looked in promo mockup shots, after wielding this sword day in day out in a cosplay kata you're practising for DragonCon '14, your biceps have grown so freakishly big, you'd need a Mako infusion to get with the ladies ever again.

I wish for kindness given and kindness received.
GOG suddenly seizes control of the world and peace ensues. Thousands of greedy businessmen commit suicide causing economic collapse. However, things are nicer in wake of the pickup.

I wish I could figure out how to work out this puzzle in Uru, seeing as I'm relying on a guide for the live version and it asks for multiple people, and the guides for the singeplayer version were cheekily unhelpful and I don't want to wait though a video walkthough since Youtube is mostly broken at the moment.
Posted January 17, 2014
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Darvond: I wish I could figure out how to work out this puzzle in Uru, seeing as I'm relying on a guide for the live version and it asks for multiple people, and the guides for the singeplayer version were cheekily unhelpful and I don't want to wait though a video walkthough since Youtube is mostly broken at the moment.
You somehow manage to solve it, but you'll never be able to share how you did so with the rest of us, leaving the rest of the world... Myst-ified.

I wish someone would stop me before I pun again.
Posted January 17, 2014
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TwoHandedSword: I wish someone would stop me before I pun again.
Your wish has been granted - unfortunately it requires that your mouth be sown shut. Therefore you can not eat and you die.

I wish it would snow enough that I could take my grand-daughter sledding.
Posted January 18, 2014
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Lou: I wish it would snow enough that I could take my grand-daughter sledding.
Granted. Have fun in the new ice age.

I wish I saw "The Empire strikes back" when it was first released, when the reveal about Darth Vader and Luke was an actual surprise instead of common knowledge.
Posted January 18, 2014
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GamePlayerZero: I wish I saw "The Empire strikes back" when it was first released, when the reveal about Darth Vader and Luke was an actual surprise instead of common knowledge.
Granted. It's a real shame those two teenagers sitting next to you and talking loudly spoiled it before the movie began.
I wish GOG released Harvester next week.
Posted January 18, 2014
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Novotnus: Granted. It's a real shame those two teenagers sitting next to you and talking loudly spoiled it before the movie began.
I wish GOG released Harvester next week.
Granted. By Harvester, you meant SimFarm, right?

Speaking of, I wish there were more classic Sim___ series games on here.
Posted January 18, 2014
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Darvond: Speaking of, I wish there were more classic Sim___ series games on here.
In an overconfident fit not uncommon to internet entities that have seen some form of success, GOG decides to carry exclusively Sim titles from now on. And oh boy do they boost sales first - for a day or two. The forum is the first to go, activity drying up completely after the 15th Sim giveaway. GOG tries to save the company by producing their own retro-style SimPuzzle platformer, but this move only quickens their demise.

I wish for Throne of Darkness to be released on GOG. Which would help avoid above-mentioned scenario.
Posted January 19, 2014
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chevkoch: I wish for Throne of Darkness to be released on GOG. Which would help avoid above-mentioned scenario.
Granted, but you are sucked into the game, Captain N style, and immediately killed.

I wish retro adventure games used actual logic.
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