I'm loving this all-in brawl.

It's like the United Nations of digital Mixed Martial Arts.

Did you forget to use your batvoice the first time you said it?

Oh, yeah. There was a Tauto post between those two.

He must have PMd a Blue and asked them to delete it.

A ridiculous notion! Logic is for scammers!
GET THE PITCHFORKS!

Somebody mentioned logic here??

Burn him!!!! crucify him!!!!

How can he dare to use logic here, unforgivable!

If she weighs as much as a duck....then she must be made of wood.

And therefore....

WE SACRIFICE THE ADALIABOOKS AT SUNRISE!

Snacks and light refreshments will be served beforehand.

"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser." -Socrates

Batvoice discussion would have been more epic. Oh well.

Anyways...

Not sure who weighs as much as a duck but unless they're the size of a duck they probably weigh more then a duck even if made out of wood & if they're duck sized they should float even at normal human density... cause well ducks do it.

Wood varies but you can go with an average of 500 kg/m^3 compared to humans at about water density (apparently) of 1000 kg/m^3.

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? ;-)

HE MUST BE A WITCH!
BURN HIM!
WE SACRIFICE THE JUNGLEPREDATOR AT NOON!

Easy listening banjo entertainment will be provided for the sacrifice.

I'm Edmond Dantès.

Also I thought it was established that I'm a vampire?

No, no, that's sanfueg. You're looking for sanfueg.

Pretty sure I can out vampire him/her.

I mean I didn't get up until 11 pm.

I can suck necks like no one's business.

People find me monstrous but I'm sexy before they know my true nature.

I don't $#@$#@$ glitter in sun light.

I look goooood in a cape.

& my steaks are usually pretty bloody.

But then I've had human blood before....

You can't.
He's Romanian.