Nice Human Centipede parody. I have that on DVD if anyone wants to come over and watch. :D

You're the owner, tell the damn donkeys to have sex, what are they, pandas?

They have sex all the time but we had the boy fixed.

You... you... MONSTER! And the poor animals don't even know...

"Don't worry honey, we'll try next year..."

bob1171 is shady. (As if this thread wasn't a giveaway already.)
Messaged me about trading a Evoland 2 Deluxe Edition code that he got "from a reddit giveaway" in exchange for me buying a IndieGala bundle for him and linked an edited screenshot of the alleged code.

Attached both his message and the image from the link.

No problem. If he asks anyone for a trade just tell him your copy of whatever it is he is asking for comes with Adalia Fundamentals.

Ok folks, our "alt master" created another impersonating account - this time with an extra dot at the end - "triock." But worry not my dear GOGlodytes, I already sent a request to GOG to lock this account.

Want me to drag him outside, beat the shit out of him?

Yeah, that would be great (although I'm normally against violence, IMHO it's the best solution in this case :p)

Wait, you can do that?
I have at least 3 impersonators!

Yep, this is their answer to my previous request:

"Hello,

I am very sorry for not being able to get back to you sooner.
I have locked the impersonator account.

Best regards,
qp0n
GOG.com Support"

Send them all screenshots and usernames

At request from ZeoGold adding the conversation I had with a DUSTY71 (copy pasted with only line breaks removed for space/readability).

User is likely a scammer based on request to send based on an empty screen shot (seriously took a Steam screen shot with no information at all in it) & case not helped by having no previous posts and not willing to add me as a Steam friend (despite it being required for the Steam Gifts).

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dusty71
12:16
Hello. One question ?
Do you offer Origin and Uplay codes too
So all these : pastebin.com/Vavrqk0V
If its a yes we have a deal
I have a 1 x 25 $ steam gift left
And you can buy it for yourself which game you want

JunglePredator
12:29
yep... the origin codes are from humble bundles while the uplay codes are humble bundle/retail cds (the retail cd must be activated on uplay). the list on pastebin is accurate as far as I'm aware... I've tried my best to keep track of everything with indie gala provided codes being the only issue. For this to work you'd have to add me on gamersgate & steam as friends as well.

dusty71
12:31
I dont have a gamergate account unfortunately

JunglePredator
12:31
you'd have to make one to get the gamersgate games as they're gamersgate gifts

dusty71
12:35
Not interested in those you can keep them
I only have a Steam, Origin and Uplay account
I thought gamergate were also for Steam

JunglePredator
12:38
not most
only men at war I think really... some games that are steam only. don't think any of the ones I have are
they're mostly securom & some tages

dusty71
12:40
Tages ? I dont understand..

JunglePredator
12:41
it's a drm

dusty71
12:51
You can sen the rest without gamergate games
To my mail : annmaryett@gmail.com
And also provide an email to send my steam gift coupon

JunglePredator
12:51
alright.... I don't recognize your nick at all.. are you able to link to a post showing your reputation?

dusty71
12:56
This my first trade here

JunglePredator
13:00
ah... you'd have to send first then I'm afraid :-)
if you're still interested you can add me as a friend on steam.... need to do that anyways

dusty71
13:06
I have coupon, i can send like this
oi68.tinypic.com/x6mvrc.jpg
I wont go first its a risk i wont take
What if the codes you send me are duplicates ?
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End of transmission from me; no further messages from him.

---Edit---
Don't know why my italics aren't working... but still readable enough.

you got better reply than me

You have to apply the italics tag to each line.