Funny how tiny shows up and within minutes I get low-rated. Fortunately, tho, I am not a conspiracy theorist.


FFS TINY, COULD YOU BE A WEE BIT LESS OBVIOUS!!! lol

My replies aren't working.

I don't deny that I downrate richlind's posts, but someone needs to inform him it takes more than one person to get a post low rated.

Of course I do have fifty or sixty alts in here so maybe it's also some of them. :P

I actually stopped downrating Kleetus a few weeks ago and he's still getting hammered.

Do you have them collated for easy reference?

tinyA, tinyB, tinyC, tinyD, tinyE.

This dump is a sock puppeteer's wet dream. lol

If ever there was a lovable loser it is you, my dear tinyE. And perfectly shameless! ;p

Oh my god I think he believed me about the alts. :P

Your extremely high care-level raises the probability of that possibility significantly, but I am well aware of the fact that probability does not dictate outcomes. And more importantly, I really don't give a fuck because it's a thoroughly insignificant matter, and mildly amusing. And If it makes you feel better, I'm happy for ya. ;p

Which is why you keep replying to my posts. :P

Today: 21 Oct 2016 - 17 days
First hour - Al Smith Dinner Charity, Trump tells more of corruption and points out 'friends of hillary' namely the press/media, Russia moving support and weapons for Syria, Obamacare and the plan to wreck US, rare earth mining/metals china having 98%+, logic has been suspended, Democrats and huge election fraud, Trump speech after debate regarding voter fraud. Global slavery, war on reality.

Second hour - Sexual accusations against Trump, yet not covering Bill's well known abuses. Top aide criticizes Bill Clinton for conflicts of interest, Hillary created this mess, James Rawles: 'Things are spinning out of control faster than they created it', 'All it takes is 1-2 Russian air-crafts being shot down', 'the torrent of information coming out it, boggles the mind she's being considered', Internet DDOS attack injectin malware and internet of things, 'most hack attacks come from China', 'China wants to control trade in pacific and India', Deutche bank 'entire nation states can go under from dividends collapse', US at war said by British general, 'Politics ahead of national interests including World War is astounding', Patriots in police and system leaking and helping, Soros wants civil war to kill cops/patriots. 'Consolidation of power, muzzling journalists, and coopting full media into full submission', DAOS - Distributed Assurance Of Service, mirrors, 'Russia will refrain from physical attacks and operate within cyber and intelligence spheres', 'The level of inversion in society is hard to believe, everything is turned on it's head', James O'Keefe in danger - emergency plan in motion, BLM timebomb 'large numbers of unvetted refugees', 'We as a nation have turned our back on god'.

Third Hour - 'America is great because America is good', Oprah, Hillary editor-in-chief of mainstream media. [url=http://LondonCenter.org]Shaffer ( [url=https://twitter.com/TheLCPR]tw): The Last Line (<i>book</i>), 'We can't fight a war with Russia, and Russia doesn't want a war with us', 'Hillary's policies will see millions of US citizens/soldiers die', Second amendment, 'Chicago has tightest gun control and highest gun crime', 'BLM is about attacking law enforcement', 'Try to put onerous requirements and social experimentation on the military so they are weakened and fail miserably in actual war', 'Hillary has created havoc and chaos wherever she goes'. Voter fraud, Hacking Democracy, Shadow Government, 20M fraudulent registrations, double-think, DHS, biggest story from Project Veritas and there's a media blackout on it.

Fourth Hour - William Wilberforce and ending slavery, '<i>This is not capitalism this is corporatism</i>', 'America is at the center of this', Farage & Voter Fraud Techniques (in UK), 'Global movement against Globalism', Swexit, Hitler and Stalin, Incremental control, Postal/Mail-in Voting, Defauding the system, unaccountable/unverified voting, Illegals to vote, election fraud, exit polls and cross-checking, Vote Harvesting. [url=http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/10/21/officials-warn-russia-might-fake-voter-fraud-in-u-s-election.html]'<i>Faking fraud</i>' to preemptively disqualifying videos that prove voter fraud, paper ballots vs no audit trails. Farage interview. 'Hillary represents a direction of government that is completely detached from the people', Demotivate voters. The shy voter and the non-voter. 'Fraud on a third world scale', 'Abolish Postal voting and pre-voting'. 'They create the regulations to keep competition out',

Full Audio Podcast (<i>3 hours</i>)
Full (<i>3 hours</i>)
Daily Headlines

Nightly News - In a state of war with Russia, war on reality and rhedoric, 'I hope after this is over there will be opportunity to restore Russian/American relations', Biden intends cyber attacks on Russia. Trump donated $10k to Project Veritas in 2015. Project Veritas and a Deadman's Switch, next video Monday/Tuesday. DDOS on DNS provider causing blackouts, evidence of election fraud, montage/instances of voter fraud. Wikileaks: Soros mentioned over 50 times in emails, A vote for Clinton is a vote for Soros. Al Smith Dinner &amp; Trump's speech. Refuting of CNN's spinning of O'Keefe's 'discredited' journalism.

Note: Nigel Farage - I LOVE his voice.

Just saw your latest Tweet on the Twittersphere, you Tweeter, you:

Places Not To Fart




As you’re leading a group discussion.

Asking the reference librarian for help.

At a job interview (when they ask for your strongest skills).

At a funeral, between the music and eulogy.

At church, while your nephew is baptized.

At the altar.

At the gym, in a row of treadmills (nobody can run away!)

At the Gynecologist.

Bending over to pick up your music at rehearsal.

Crossing the stage to get your diploma.

During a four-legged potato sack race.

During a ransom video when you're a terrorist's hostage.

Carlin on Farting

During a test at school.

During a white power rally.

During takeoff of a lunar space mission (you're stuck with these guys for months).

During Yoga class.

During your first dinner with your date’s parents.

During your video personals ad.

In a canoe with a rusty bottom (it's likely to sink).

In a coffin, at your own wake.

In a crowded subway car.

In a hot tub just after the jets power down.

In a rental car just as you return it for your checkout.

In American Apparel pants (so tight, the fart will get stuck like a bubble).

In an elevator just as it gets to your floor.

In Santa's lap.

In the ball pit at McDonald's.

In the car by a garbage dump so you can't roll down the windows.

In the lunch line.

In the MRI tube.

In the spinning anti-gravity box at the carnival.

In the voting booth.

Into a zip-lock bag for later use as a self defense weapon.

Into somebody's tuba.

Just as you're being shoved into a jail cell and fall in the arms of an angry male prostitute.

On live TV.

On stage, while pretending to be asleep, quiet or dead.

The Toot Tone

Over the intercom at Walmart.

Taking a private music lesson.

Under the covers.

When they stop you at customs for some questionable items.

When you think you’re alone in public…but surprise…you’re not.

When your wife asks you if she looks fat in her wedding dress.

When you're a human statue on the street.

While bending over to shake hands with a short person.

While having a nice time with your dream girl for the first time.

While having a nice time with your dream girl for the last time.

While leaning over someone at a computer in order to help her.

While meeting your biological parents for the first time.


Sings You're Having a Bad Day



A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.

A copy of your birth certificate comes in the mail marked null and void.

Airline food starts to taste good.

Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

Everyone is laughing but you.

Everyone loves your driver's license picture.

It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

It takes you three hours to make minute rice.

Nothing you own is actually paid for.

People give you the senior citizen discount and you're only 37.

People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

People think you are 40...and you really are.

The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

The boss chewed you out at work.

The bride's family throws rocks instead of rice.

The City turns your water off just as you need to rinse the shampoo off your head.

The department of biological warfare ask for your stew recipe.

The dry cleaners shrunk your favorite outfit.

The fortune teller charges you half price.

The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.

The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.

The house is messy again before you can finish cleaning.

The little league puts you on waivers.

The moths in your money belt starve to death.

The movie you rented and couldn’t wait to see was left out of the case.

The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out.

The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

The power is out and you go on to work never hearing it was canceled on TV.

The restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes...and no one has touched it.

The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime.

When you show up at your family reunion, your mom says,"you aren't wearing that to your dad's funeral are you?"

You are pigging out at McDonald's by yourself and the manager orders the numbers on the sign outside changed.

You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your

You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


You can't afford to drive your new car.

You compliment the boss's wife on her unusual perfume and she isn't wearing any.

You discover that your 12-year-old's idea of humor is putting crazy glue in your Preparation H.

You feel like you have a hangover and you weren’t even drinking last night.

You feel trapped.

You find a note on the table instead of supper.

You find the melted ice cream all over the bar because you forgot to put it back into the freezer.

You find your sons GI Joe doll dressed in drag.

You Find Yourself Sitting At The End Of The Road Waiting For The Stop Sign To Turn Green.

You get no respect.

You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk clerk, bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party for your new spouse.

You got caught in the rain at lunchtime.

You have a stiff neck.

You have an appointment in five minutes, and you just woke up.

You have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.

You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.

You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.

You hear the alarm clock ring, realize you had set it wrong and lose precious moments of zzz.

You invite the peeping Tom in...and he says no.

You learn your boss has changed the schedule and you are now going to lose your deposit.

You look out the window of the airplane and the Goodyear Blimp is gaining on you.

You need one bathroom scale for each foot.

You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise.

You Push The Coke Button And A Pepsi Comes Out.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

You put your bra on your husband and it fits better on him.

You realize that the phone number on the bathroom wall of the bar is yours.

You realize that you have memorized the back of your cereal box.

You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

You realize the checkout girl left an expensive item you purchased on the counter.

You receive a 150-page instruction booklet on how to save money...from the electric company.

You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.

You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.

You show up for a job and your horns are in another case an hour away.

You step on the talking scales and it says, “One at a time please.”

You take longer to get over sex than you did to have it.

You take ½ day vacation and find out your appointment is tomorrow.

You think you're coming down with the flu.


You thought it was a little gas then…surprise…your pants are moist.

You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.

You wait on the service customer rep 30 minutes to find out you didn’t have your account number handy.

You wake up and your braces are stuck together.

You wake up face down on the pavement.

You wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

You Walk Into The Cafeteria And See A Septic Pumper Outside The Window.

You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.

Your aunt Maddie, who has two poodles and a chihuahua, tells you that her doctor just recommended plenty of rest in a warm, dry climate...and you live in Arizona.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue.

Your cat abandons the nice box you prepared for her and has her kittens in your dresser drawer.

Your children's school calls to surrender.

Your computer quits one day over its warranty.

Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies.

Your get one free coupon ended yesterday.

Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.

Your husband secretly wears your bra and enjoys it.

Your income tax refund check bounces.

Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.

Your mother approves of the person you are dating.


Your new lover calls to tell you "Last night was terrific." And you remember that you were home by yourself.

Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.

Your plants do better when you don't talk to them.

Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

Your suggestion box starts ticking.

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Your wife is sitting on the stove holding a picket sign.

Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.

Your wife starts charging you rent.

Your wife takes the dog on vacation and leaves you at the kennels.

Your wife tapes your picture to the dart board.

Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

Your wife wraps your lunch in a road map.

You’re running late and you find out your battery is dead.

You're so bored you play hide & seek alone.

You’re the only one who thought the invitation said casual.

You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open.

List of tree species by shade tolerance
Eastern North America

Shade tolerant

Abies balsamea, Balsam Fir
Acer negundo, Boxelder
Acer saccharum, Sugar Maple
Aesculus spp., Buckeyes
Chamaecyparis thyoides, Atlantic White Cypress or Atlantic White Cedar
Cornus florida, Flowering Dogwood
Diospyros spp., Persimmon
Fagus grandifolia, American Beech
Ilex opaca, American Holly
Ostrya virginiana, Eastern Hophornbeam
Picea glauca, White Spruce
Picea mariana, Black Spruce
Picea rubens, Red Spruce
Tilia americana, Basswood
Thuja occidentalis, Northern White Cedar
Morus rubra, Red Mulberry
Carpinus caroliniana, American Hornbeam
Magnolia grandiflora, Southern Magnolia
Tsuga canadensis, Eastern Hemlock
Nyssa spp., Tupelos
Acer rubrum, Red Maple

Intermediate shade tolerant

Acer saccharinum, Silver Maple
Betula lenta, Sweet Birch
Castanea dentata, American Chestnut
Celtis occidentalis, Hackberry
Fraxinus americana, White Ash
Fraxinus pennsylvanica, Green Ash
Fraxinus nigra, Black Ash
Magnolia spp., Magnolias
Quercus alba, White Oak
Quercus macrocarpa, Bur Oak
Quercus nigra, Black Oak
Quercus rubra, Northern Red Oak
Pinus elliottii, Slash Pine
Pinus strobus, Eastern White Pine
Taxodium distichum, Bald Cypress
Ulmus americana, American Elm
Ulmus thomasii, Rock Elm
Betula alleghaniensis, Yellow Birch
Carya spp., Hickories

Shade intolerant

Betula papyrifera, Paper Birch
Betula populifolia, Gray Birch
Catalpa spp., Catalpas
Carya illinoinensis, Pecan
Gymnocladus dioicus, Kentucky Coffee Tree
Juglans cinerea, Butternut
Juglans nigra, Black Walnut
Juniperus virginiana, Eastern Red Cedar
Larix laricina, Tamarack
Liriodendron tulipifera, Yellow poplar
Maclura pomifera, Osage Orange
Pinus banksiana, Jack Pine
Pinus echinata, Shortleaf Pine
Pinus palustris, Longleaf Pine
Pinus resinosa, Red Pine
Pinus rigida, Pitch Pine
Pinus taeda, Loblolly pine
Pinus virginiana, Virginia Pine
Platanus occidentalis, Sycamore
Populus deltoides, Eastern Cottonwood
Populus grandidentata, Big-Tooth Aspen
Populus tremuloides, Quaking Aspen
Prunus pensylvanica, Pin Cherry
Prunus serotina, Black Cherry
Robinia pseudoacacia, Black Locust
Salix spp., Willows
Sassafras spp., Sassafras

Western North America

Shade tolerant

Abies amabilis, Pacific Silver Fir
Abies concolor, White Fir
Abies grandis, Grand Fir
Abies lasiocarpa, Alpine Fir
Acer circinatum, Vine Maple
Acer macrophyllum, Big-leaf Maple
Arbutus arizonica, Arizona Madrone
Arbutus menziesii, Pacific Madrone
Arbutus xalapensis, Texas Madrone
Callitropsis nootkatensis, Nootka Cypress
Calocedrus decurrens, California Incense-cedar
Notholithocarpus densiflorus, Tan Oak
Picea engelmannii, Engelmann Spruce
Picea sitchensis, Sitka Spruce
Quercus chrysolepis, Canyon Live Oak
Sequoia sempervirens, Coast Redwood
Sequoiadendron giganteum, Giant Sequoia
Taxus brevifolia, Pacific Yew
Thuja plicata Western Red Cedar
Torreya californica, California Torreya
Tsuga heterophylla, Western Hemlock
Tsuga mertensiana, Mountain Hemlock
Umbellularia californica, California Laurel

Intermediate shade tolerant

Abies magnifica, Red Fir
Alnus rubra, Red Alder
Chrysolepis spp., Golden Chinquapin
Fraxinus latifolia, Oregon Ash
Picea pungens, Colorado Blue spruce
Pinus lambertiana, Sugar Pine
Pinus monticola Western White Pine
Pinus radiata, Monterey Pine
Pseudotsuga spp., Douglas-fir
Quercus garryana, Oregon White Oak
Quercus lobata, valley oak

Shade intolerant

Abies procera, Noble Fir
Juniperus ashei, Ashe Juniper
Juniperus californica, California Juniper
Juniperus deppeana, Alligator Juniper
Juniperus monosperma, One-seed Juniper
Juniperus occidentalis, Western Juniper
Juniperus osteosperma, Utah Juniper
Juniperus scopulorum, Rocky Mountain Juniper
Larix lyallii, Alpine Larch
Larix occidentalis, Western Larch
Pinus albicaulis, Whitebark Pine
Pinus aristata, Rocky Mountains Bristlecone Pine
Pinus attenuata, Knobcone Pine
Pinus balfouriana, Foxtail Pine
Pinus contorta, Lodgepole Pine
Pinus coulteri, Coulter Pine
Pinus flexilis, Limber Pine
Pinus jeffreyi, Jeffrey Pine
Pinus longaeva, Great Basin Bristlecone Pine
Pinus muricata, Bishop Pine
Pinus ponderosa, Ponderosa Pine
Pinus sabineana, Gray Pine
Pinus Ducampopinus spp., Piñon Pines
Populus fremontii, Fremont Cottonwood
Populus tremuloides, Quaking aspen

Eurasia
Palearctic ecozone
Central Europe

Shade tolerant

Abies alba, European Silver Fir, especially shade tolerant
Acer platanoides, Norway Maple
Acer pseudoplatanus, Sycamore Maple
Carpinus betulus, European Hornbeam
Fagus sylvatica, European Beech, especially shade tolerant
Ilex aquifolium, European Holly
Ostrya carpinifolia, European Hop-Hornbeam
Prunus avium, Wild Cherry
Sorbus domestica, True Service Tree
Sorbus torminalis, Wild Service Tree
Taxus baccata, European Yew, especially shade tolerant
Ulmus glabra, Wych Elm
Ulmus laevis, European White Elm

Intermediate shade tolerant

Acer campestre, Field Maple
Acer monspessulanum, Montpellier Maple
Acer opalus, Italian Maple
Alnus glutinosa, Black Alder
Alnus incana, Grey Alder
Castanea sativa, Sweet Chestnut
Fraxinus excelsior, European Ash
Fraxinus ornus, Manna Ash
Juglans regia, Common Walnut
Mespilus germanica, Common Medlar
Picea abies, Norway Spruce
Pinus cembra, Swiss Pine
Prunus padus, Bird Cherry
Pyrus pyraster, European Wild Pear
Quercus cerris, Turkey Oak
Quercus petraea, Sessile Oak
Sorbus aria, Whitebeam
Sorbus aucuparia, European Rowan
Sorbus intermedia, Swedish Whitebeam
Tilia cordata, Small-leafed Linden
Tilia platyphyllos, Large-leafed Linden[3]
Ulmus minor, Field Elm

Shade intolerant

Betula pendula, Silver Birch, especially high light requirement
Betula pubescens, Downy Birch
Juniperus communis, Common Juniper
Larix decidua, European Larch, especially high light requirement
Malus sylvestris, European Crab Apple
Pinus mugo, Mountain Pine
Pinus nigra, European Black Pine
Pinus sylvestris, Scots Pine
Populus alba, Silver Poplar
Populus nigra, Black Poplar
Populus tremula, Aspen
Quercus pubescens, Downy Oak
Quercus robur, Pedunculate Oak
Salix alba, White Willow
Salix caprea, Goat Willow
Salix fragilis, Crack Willow

You aren't helping! Your list is actually helpful! :P

Now there's a contradiction :D Anyway, I think it's about as helpful as those TV schedules you posted before, probably less. And anyway, "List of tree species by shade tolerance" makes me giggle for some reason. But I promise, I'll try to find something less sensible next time :D

I was being sarcastic. :P

Well isn't this the most incredibly unexpected coincidence I have ever in my life seen!!! Why, it's almost UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Agent Breja shows up, and once again, in the merest of minutes, I am low-rated -- like clockwork!!!

But I know this can be no conspinky type thing, because these boys is not the tiniest little bit like the OCD - afflicted wanksters that can't stop themselves from doing weird and silly things to such an insanely repetitve degree that it is almost impossible not to laugh yourself half to death -- no siree!!! lol