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Today: 16 Oct 2016 - 22 days
First hour - Wikileaks: Every 2 days more dumps. Racial politics, '<i>wish he'd been white</i>', 'Unaware and compliant citizenry', 'I will never deceive or lie to you'. Savage on hate list; Nazi tactics '<i>we don't like what you say/do, then you can't travel or have a job</i>', Internet regulation and Censorship, Echo chambers and clubs shaking people from their trance, learned helplessness, normalcy bias. Asymmetrical warfare in 4 countries, whitepapers overthrow Russia internally, end free press in US, Russia war a distraction. Classic 101 tyrant. Trump advised by sen sessions and gen flynn, Deutche bank a timebomb. Terror attacks, economic crisis, just 'blame Russia'. NYT and other media trying to get some credibility back: Clintons robbed/killed those in Haiti, Massive criminal activity. Last debate might not happen, believe she's getting blood transfusions and/or speed drugs. Plan B: sleeper cells, terrorism, BLM, anti-police, destroy inner cities, racial divide to try and force globalization. NC republicans Firebombed, Overtaken US has declared defacto war against Russia, the threat is radical Islam and china, not Russia. Flynn exposed ISIS, US/Europe Conquered New Democracy, outside threat to give up sovereignty, US/UK/RU Pulling out of NWO, so they point at nationalists claiming they are Russian agents, Steal election & Sanders, cyber attacks and war, new NATO doctrine: Officially at war with Russia. Proxy wars. 'If they can trick russia or get them to respond', Green party and others say Hillary is dangerous.

Second hour - Hillary ISIS worse than we imagined, Proxy wars, scapegoating Russia, Jill Stein on wasting votes, Kathy Obrien 70's video, claims Hillary raped her. Trump talks of conspiracies and global takeover, . Talking points, Manipulating/rigged polls adding 7%-53% more democrats, Everyone hates Hillary. <span class="bold">Correction:</span> Obama doesn't smell like sulfur he smells like sh**. (<i>[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqq6EwcgyWk]Michelle said he stinks 8 years ago), CNN not showing any of Trump's speeches. Haiti and African projects sheds light, 20 media executives launching coup detat against trump voters, Wikileaks 1,054 more emails. Race baiting, Clinton campaign connected data to discredit Bill Clinton accuser, Hillary travel ban on Savage, Emails reveal life of deceit, The three speeches at Goldman Sachs, for $675,000.

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Post edited October 17, 2016 by rtcvb32
Player Date Pos Comment
Jordan Binnington
10/11/2016 G Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Landon Ferraro
10/9/2016 C Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Jordan Binnington
10/9/2016 G Called up from minors (from Chicago-AHL)
Petteri Lindbohm
10/8/2016 D Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Mike Weber
10/7/2016 D Released (Signed)
Zach Pochiro
10/7/2016 LW Traded (for Nail Yakupov) To Edmonton
Jordan Binnington
10/7/2016 G Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Nail Yakupov
10/7/2016 RW Traded (for Zach Pochiro) From Edmonton
Jordan Schmaltz
10/7/2016 D Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Samuel Blais
10/7/2016 LW Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Kenny Agostino
10/6/2016 LW Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Ivan Barbashev
10/6/2016 C Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Barret Jackman
10/4/2016 D Retired (Signed)
Barret Jackman
10/4/2016 D Signed as Free Agent (One-day contract)
Chris Porter
10/3/2016 LW Released (Signed)
Eric Nystrom
10/3/2016 LW Released (Signed)
Pheonix Copley
10/3/2016 G Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Thomas Vannelli
10/3/2016 D Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Kevin Tansey
10/2/2016 D Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Jordan Caron
10/2/2016 RW Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Morgan Ellis
10/2/2016 D Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
T.J. Galiardi
10/1/2016 LW Released (Signed)
Conner Bleackley
10/1/2016 C Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Vince Dunn
10/1/2016 D Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Brad Hunt
10/1/2016 D Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Chris Butler
9/30/2016 D Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Andrew Agozzino
9/30/2016 LW Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Yan Stastny
9/29/2016 C Released (Signed)
Ville Husso
9/29/2016 G Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Justin Selman
9/29/2016 C Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
MacKenzie MacEachern
9/29/2016 LW Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Jacob Doty
9/29/2016 C Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Adam Musil
9/28/2016 C Assigned to Junior Club (Red Deer-WHL)
Filip Helt
9/28/2016 LW Assigned to Junior Club (Sarnia-OHL)
Jordan Kyrou
9/28/2016 C Assigned to Junior Club (Sarnia-OHL)
Glenn Gawdin
9/27/2016 C Assigned to Junior Club (Swift Current-WHL)
Gus Young
9/26/2016 D Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Scooter Vaughan
9/26/2016 RW Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Dmitrii Sergeev
9/26/2016 D Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Brett Sterling
9/26/2016 LW Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Wade Megan
9/26/2016 C Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Bryce Gervais
9/26/2016 C Released (Signed)
Emerson Clark
9/26/2016 LW Sent to minors (Chicago-AHL)
Evan Fitzpatrick
9/26/2016 G Assigned to Junior Club (Sherbrooke-QMJHL)
Tanner Kaspick
9/26/2016 C Assigned to Junior Club (Brandon-WHL)
Liam Dunda
9/26/2016 LW Assigned to Junior Club (Sudbury-OHL)
Alexander Steen
9/23/2016 LW Contract extended (Four-year contract extension)
Gus Young
9/20/2016 D Invited to Training Camp (Signed)
Emerson Clark
9/20/2016 LW Invited to Training Camp (Signed)
Brett Sterling
9/20/2016 LW Invited to Training Camp (Signed)
Chris Porter
9/12/2016 LW Invited to Training Camp (Professional try-out contract)
Scooter Vaughan
9/12/2016 RW Invited to Training Camp (Professional try-out contract)
Yan Stastny
9/12/2016 C Invited to Training Camp (Professional try-out contract)
Eric Nystrom
9/8/2016 LW Invited to Training Camp (Professional try-out contract)
Jeremy Welsh
9/1/2016 C Signed with European team (Fischtown (Germany2))
Mike Weber
8/24/2016 D Invited to Training Camp (Professional try-out contract)
T.J. Galiardi
8/16/2016 LW Invited to Training Camp (Professional try-out contract)
Danny Kristo
8/1/2016 RW Signed as Free Agent (One-year contract)
Jordan Kyrou
7/27/2016 C Signed (Three-year, entry-level contract)
Andre Benoit
7/22/2016 D Signed with European team (IF Malmo (Sweden))
Evan Trupp
7/20/2016 RW Signed with European team (Augsburger Panther (DEL-Germany))
Jordan Binnington
7/19/2016 G Re-Signed (One-year contract)
Richard Nedomlel
7/18/2016 D Signed with European team (HC Sparta Praha (Czech Republic))
Pheonix Copley
7/15/2016 G Re-Signed (One-year contract)
Jaden Schwartz
7/15/2016 LW Re-Signed (Five-year contract)
Rob Bordson
7/14/2016 C Signed with European team (Fischtown - DEL (Germany))
Ty Rattie
7/13/2016 RW Re-Signed (One-year contract)
Landon Ferraro
7/9/2016 C Signed as Free Agent (One-year contract)
Magnus Paajarvi
7/5/2016 LW Re-Signed (One-year contract)
Kenny Agostino
7/2/2016 LW Signed as Free Agent (One-year contract)
Alex Friesen
7/2/2016 C Signed as Free Agent (One-year contract)
Wade Megan
7/2/2016 C Signed as Free Agent (One-year contract)
Brad Hunt
7/2/2016 D Signed as Free Agent (One-year contract)
Jacob Doty
7/2/2016 C Re-Signed (One-year contract)
Anders Nilsson
7/2/2016 G Traded (for 2017 5th-rd pick) To Buffalo
Conner Bleackley
7/2/2016 C Signed (Three-year, entry-level contract)
Chris Butler
7/2/2016 D Signed as Free Agent (One-year contract)
Patrick Cannone
7/1/2016 C Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Signed)
Yannick Veilleux
7/1/2016 LW Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Not tendered a qualifying offer)
Morgan Ellis
7/1/2016 D Signed as Free Agent (One-year contract)
Ryan Tesink
7/1/2016 C Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Not tendered a qualifying offer)
David Backes
7/1/2016 RW Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Signed)
Zack Phillips
7/1/2016 C Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Not tendered a qualifying offer)
Richard Nedomlel
7/1/2016 D Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Not tendered a qualifying offer)
Cody Beach
7/1/2016 RW Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Not tendered a qualifying offer)
Carter Hutton
7/1/2016 G Signed as Free Agent (Two-year contract)
Andrew Agozzino
7/1/2016 LW Signed as Free Agent (One-year contract)
Jeremy Welsh
7/1/2016 C Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Signed)
David Perron
7/1/2016 LW Signed as Free Agent (Two-year contract)
Steve Ott
7/1/2016 C Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Signed)
Peter Harrold
7/1/2016 D Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Signed)
Troy Brouwer
7/1/2016 RW Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Signed)
Chris Butler
7/1/2016 D Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Signed)
Andre Benoit
7/1/2016 D Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Signed)
Danny Kristo
7/1/2016 RW Became Unrestricted Free Agent (Signed)
Jake Allen
7/1/2016 G Contract extended (Four-year contract extension)
Jordan Caron
6/29/2016 RW Re-Signed (One-year contract)
Kyle Brodziak
6/27/2016 C Contract extended (Two-year contract extension)
Brian Elliott
6/24/2016 G Traded (for 2016 2nd-rd pick) To Calgary
Scottie Upshall
6/22/2016 RW Re-Signed (One-year contract)
Dmitrij Jaskin
6/16/2016 RW Contract extended (Two-year contract extension)
Ville Husso
5/10/2016 G Signed (Three-year contract)
Jordan Binnington
4/29/2016 G Called up from minors (from Chicago-AHL)
Jordan Schmaltz
4/29/2016 D Called up from minors (from Chicago-AHL)
Ivan Barbashev
4/29/2016 C Called up from minors (from Chicago-AHL)
Peter Harrold
4/29/2016 D Called up from minors (from Chicago-AHL)
Chris Butler
4/21/2016 D Called up from minors (from Chicago-AHL)
Ty Rattie
4/18/2016 RW Called up from minors (from Chicago-AHL)
Joel Edmundson
4/8/2016 D Contract extended (Two-year contract extension)
Adam Musil
3/30/2016 C Signed (Three-year contract)
MacKenzie MacEachern
3/30/2016 LW Signed (Two-year contract)
Justin Selman
3/28/2016 C Signed as Free Agent (Two-year contract)
Petteri Lindbohm
3/24/2016 D Called up from minors (from Chicago-AHL)
...what the heck are you doing??
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zeogold: ...what the heck are you doing??
That is all the offseason transactions the St. Louis Blues made this year.

That is valuable information.

Fantasy Players are writing down every word of that post down right now!
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rtcvb32: end free press in US
That one is actually true, thanks to Peter Thiel and Charles J. Harder.
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Today: 17 Oct 2016 - 21 days
First hour - Accelerating events. Ad buy $20Mil, the Overton Window, 9/11 history, CNN/BBC reported Building #7 collapsed <span class="podkreslenie">an hour</span> before it fell, Hillary to use Executive order to take guns away, 9 Trump accusers, 6/9 were begging Trump for something, is reliable, [url=http://www.mcclatchydc.com/opinion/article108682032.html]too many coincidences on trump. Haiti Footage: in shambles UN not assisting and [url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2016/06/13/did-the-clinton-foundation-raise-hundreds-of-millions-of-dollars-for-a-hospital-in-haiti-that-was-never-built/]Clintons not helping at all, Gary Heavin. Cyber attacks to start war, unfair trade deals, The Clintons' Haiti Screw-up, as told by Hillary's emails, Savage &amp; no-fly lists, probing attacks before huge attack. 'she gets away with it', '<i>we can possess Wikileak emails but you can't</i>'. Haiti report being compiled. New hillary ad.

Second hour - New Hillary ad, Trump raises $170Mil, RNC support for Trump: $0, Clinton has 20:1 more billionaire funding, including George Soros. 2,500x more interest in wikileaks. Crisis of Character (<i>book</i>), Axel pushing to cancel third debate. Gary Byrne (Prior secret service agent): Comical how Hillary would berate everyone, 'she wasn't a good first lady, failure as secretary of state, 8 years in the senate what did she do? She's completely incompetent', profiling Hillary: 'from observing her there's something wrong with her, she thinks she'll get away with it because she's done it her whole life', she flips out around authority and military and cops. 'The real Hillary is cold, distant and a dictator', 'this is the real hillary, they can't rely on her record/history', Benghazi, Iran & self defense, Racism, manipulating everyone for votes, Obama said 'Hillary will say anything and do nothing'. Trump has been a huge success and they are trying to convince you he's not. Revelation Dawn of a Global Government (<i>movie</i>), Hillary's greatest weapon is the media. 20 media executives launching coup detat against trump voters, Kaine.

Third Hour - Haiti report for tomorrow, UN refusing aid causing Cholera, Clinton still collecting Haiti money. Kaine clip. 'I predict a huge shakeup, the pundits on TV won't be there after the election', Deutche bank dying fast. Gingrich a globalist but on target '<i>this is a coup detat</i>' '<i>the news one sidedness is the worst I've ever seen</i>'. Pence '<i>unsubstantiated allegations</i>', Haiti proof Gold mine against the clintons. , clip after clip them celebrating screwing everyone over, [url=http://www.infowars.com/clinton-campaign-email-outlines-effort-to-produce-an-unaware-and-compliant-citizenry/]'Unaware and compliant citizenry', Coverups for attacks '<i>wish he'd been white</i>'. CNN blames trump for Firebomb attack. Roger Stone: New attack on Stone, no ties to Russia, The Clintons throw out conspiracy theories, Drug test prior to debate, push aside sexual assault claims 'david brock constructed fraud', silencing Assange (Wikileaks), Assange's internet cut, Haiti with Gary Heavin, no stories regarding the theft, Trump slightly behind due to media onslaught, CNN's '<i>illegal to read Wikileaks</i>'. Plan B: Dehumanize, sleeper cells. Ignore & devastate at debate 'scorched earth' and expose Clinton. Highly illegal money laundering (Clinton Foundation). 'Wag the dog' October surprise/pretext to start a war and justify Hillary's election.

Fourth Hour - Meme war? Using their tactics against them: Hillary stepping down sometime next week (due to health issues), Michelle Obama to take her place. Tim McKaine is mentally unbalanced. Hillary with whole body transplant (satire piece). WW2, Germany, 1/3rd of germans died, standing up to the system, only a landslide by Trump can win, 'do what's right'. The US the idea Liberalism, the model of success. MSM, Germans, glee. Trump has a sense of justice, blue collar roots, admires farage. 'America is about prosperity for everyone'. Impending WW3, War might hit before elections stockpile some food, Turkey warns inevitable if Syrian conflict continues, UFO hunter did Podesta hack, dead, <span class="bold">WW3 Warning special report</span>, News isn't covering WW3 warnings. John Kerry threatened in order to get Assange's internet cut off, backup plan with larger faster leaks? Wednesday 13 hours straight for third debate. John Podesta's emails deleting private emails, it will be forgotten, there are and will likely remain only two parties who can release the full 55k: State and us.

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Post edited October 19, 2016 by rtcvb32
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Guess you decided to ignore all this, eh?
https://www.gog.com/forum/general/it_is_time_to_pay_attention_infowars/post734
Atlanta Falcons
NAME STATUS DATE
Paul Worrilow, LB Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Derrick Shelby, DE Questionable Oct 17
Comment: Shelby suffered a calf injury in the fourth quarter of Sunday's game against Seattle and did not return, James Rael of SB Nation reports.
Baltimore Ravens
NAME STATUS DATE
Terrell Suggs, LB Questionable Oct 17
Comment: Suggs (biceps) is unlikely to play Sunday against Jets, the Baltimore Sun's Jeff Zrebiec reports.
Marshal Yanda, G Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Ronnie Stanley, OT Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Steve Smith Sr., WR Out Oct 17
Comment: out
C.J. Mosley, LB Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Devin Hester, WR Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Elvis Dumervil, LB Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Jimmy Smith, CB Questionable Oct 16
Comment: questionable
Jerraud Powers, CB Questionable Oct 16
Comment: Powers is questionable to return to Sunday's matchup with the Giants due to a groin injury.
Albert McClellan, LB Questionable Oct 14
Comment: questionable
Kendrick Lewis, S Questionable Oct 14
Comment: questionable
Buffalo Bills
NAME STATUS DATE
Shaq Lawson, DE Out Oct 17
Comment: Lawson (shoulder) will return to practice Wednesday, ESPN's Mike Rodak reports.
Patrick Lewis, C Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Cyrus Kouandjio, OT Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Marcell Dareus, DT Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Charles Clay, TE Questionable Oct 17
Comment: questionable
Kevon Seymour, CB Questionable Oct 16
Comment: Seymour suffered a shoulder injury during Sunday's win over the 49ers, BuffaloBills.com reports.
Robert Woods, WR Questionable Oct 16
Comment: Woods had a walking boot on his right foot in the locker room following Sunday's win over the 49ers. He suffered the injury just before the half, but finished the game while hauling in his first touchdown of the season, The Buffalo News reports. Said the receiver, "I was just running, putting pressure on it, and I ended up tweaking it a little bit, but I was able to get back out there."
Carolina Panthers
NAME STATUS DATE
Paul Soliai, DT Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Michael Oher, OT Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Robert McClain, CB Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Vernon Butler, DT Out Oct 17
Comment: out
James Bradberry, CB Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Daryl Worley, CB Questionable Oct 16
Comment: Worley is being evaluated for a concussion, David Newton of ESPN reports.
Chicago Bears
NAME STATUS DATE
Tracy Porter, DB Questionable Oct 17
Comment: Head coach John Fox stated Monday that Porter is day-to-day with a knee injury, Larry Mayer of Bears.com reports.
Ka'Deem Carey, RB Questionable Oct 17
Comment: Carey (hamstring) would have been a limited participant had the Bears held practice Monday, ESPN reports.
Eddie Royal, WR Questionable Oct 17
Comment: Royal (toe) was listed as a non-participant on the Bears' estimated injury report Monday.
Zach Miller, TE Questionable Oct 17
Comment: Miller (ribs) was listed as limited on the Bears' estimated injury report Monday, Jeff Dickerson of ESPN.com reports.
Josh Sitton, G Questionable Oct 17
Comment: questionable
Jerrell Freeman, LB Questionable Oct 17
Comment: questionable
Bryce Callahan, CB Questionable Oct 17
Comment: questionable
Sam Acho, LB Questionable Oct 17
Comment: questionable
Jeremy Langford, RB Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Deiondre' Hall, DB Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Eddie Goldman, DL Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Leonard Floyd, LB Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Jay Cutler, QB Out Oct 17
Comment: out
Kevin White, WR Injury Reserve Oct 13
Comment: White (ankle) underwent surgery on Thursday to repair a broken left fibula, Adam Jahns of the Chicago Sun-Times reports.




THE DEFINITIVE SHIT LIST

THE GHOST SHIT

The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

THE CLEAN SHIT

The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

THE WET SHIT

You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels un-wiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with skidmarks.

THE SECOND WAVE SHIT

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

THE BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE SHIT

Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Shit." You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

THE CORN SHIT

No explanation necessary.

THE LINCOLN LOG SHIT

The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

THE NOTORIOUS DRINKER SHIT

The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD SHIT" SHIT

The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

THE WET CHEEKS SHIT

Also known as the "Power Dump." The kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

THE LIQUID SHIT

The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, burns your tender poop-chute.

THE MEXICAN FOOD SHIT

A class all its own.

THE CROWD PLEASER

A shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

THE MOOD ENHANCER

Occurring after a lengthy period of constipation, this shit allows you to be your old self again.

THE RITUAL

This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS SHIT

A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

THE AFTERSHOCK SHIT

This shit has an odor so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.

THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" SHIT

Any shit created in the presence of another person.

THE GROANER

A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

THE FLOATER

Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.

THE RANGER

A shit that refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a piece of toilet paper.

THE PHANTOM SHIT

Appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

THE PEEK-A-BOO SHIT

Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

THE BOMBSHELL

A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either Inappropriate to shit (ie. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.

THE SNAKE CHARMER

A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position... Usually harmless.

THE OLYMPIC SHIT

Occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit.

THE BACK-TO-NATURE SHIT

This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN SHIT

An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.

PREMEDITATED SHIT

Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

SHITZOPHRENIA

Fear of shitting. Can be fatal! [Editor's note: shouldn't it be "Shitzophobia"?]

ENERGIZER vs. DURACELL SHIT

Also known as a "Still Going" shit.

THE POWER DUMP SHIT

The kind that comes out so fast, you've barely got your pants down and you're done.

THE LIQUID PLUMBER SHIT

This shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log shit.)

THE SPINAL TAP SHIT

The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY ASSHOLE" SHIT

Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

THE PORRIDGE SHIT

The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" SHIT

When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" SHIT

When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" SHIT

Also sometimes known as The Toxic Dump. Of course, you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.

THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" SHIT

You sit there patiently, waiting for the last cling-on to fall because if you wipe now, it's just going to smear all over the place.
Post edited October 18, 2016 by tinyE
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Just for you, I'll give you 0 links and 0 formatting.
Today: 17 Oct 2016 - 21 days
First hour - Accelerating events. Ad buy $20Mil, the Overton Window, 9/11 history, CNN/BBC reported Building #7 collapsed an hour before it fell, Hillary to use Executive order to take guns away, 9 Trump accusers, 6/9 were begging Trump for something, Mcclatchydc is reliable, too many coincidences on trump. Haiti Footage: Haiti in shambles UN not assisting and Clintons not helping at all, Gary Haven. Cyber attacks to start war, unfair trade deals, The Clintons' Haiti Screw-up, as told by Hillary's emails, Savage & no-fly lists't-help-savage-with-ban-from-u-k/, probing attacks before huge attack. 'she gets away with it', 'we can possess Wikileak emails but you can't'. Haiti report being compiled. New hillary ad.

Second hour - New Hillary ad, Trump raises $170Mil, RNC support for Trump: $0, Clinton has 20:1 more billionaire funding, including George Soros. 2,500x more interest in wikileaks. Crisis of Character (book), Axel pushing to cancel third debate. Gary Byrne (Prior secret service agent): Comical how Hillary would berate everyone, 'she wasn't a good first lady, failure as secretary of state, 8 years in the senate what did she do? She's completely incompetent', profiling Hillary: 'from observing her there's something wrong with her, she thinks she'll get away with it because she's done it her whole life', she flips out around authority and military and cops. 'The real Hillary is cold, distant and a dictator', 'this is the real hillary, they can't rely on her record/history', Benghazi, Iran & self defense, Racism, manipulating everyone for votes, Obama said 'Hillary will say anything and do nothing'. Trump has been a huge success and they are trying to convince you he's not. Revelation Dawn of a Global Government (movie), Hillary's greatest weapon is the media. 20 media executives launching coup detat against trump voters, Kaine.

Third Hour - Haiti report for tomorrow, UN refusing aid causing Cholera, Clinton still collecting Haiti money. Kaine clip. 'I predict a huge shakeup, the pundits on TV won't be there after the election', Deutche bank dying fast. Gingrich a globalist but on target 'this is a coup detat' 'the news one sidedness is the worst I've ever seen'. Pence 'unsubstantiated allegations', Haiti proof Gold mine against the clintons. Rollerball, clip after clip them celebrating screwing everyone over, 'Unaware and compliant citizenry', Coverups for attacks 'wish he'd been white'. CNN blames trump for Firebomb attack. Roger Stone: New attack on Stone, no ties to Russia, The Clintons throw out conspiracy theories, Drug test prior to debate, push aside sexual assault claims 'David Brock constructed fraud', silencing Assange (Wikileaks), Assange's internet cut, Haiti with Gary Haven, no stories regarding the theft, Trump slightly behind due to media onslaught, CNN's 'illegal to read Wikileaks'. Plan B: Dehumanize, sleeper cells. Ignore & devastate at debate 'scorched earth' and expose Clinton. Highly illegal money laundering (Clinton Foundation). 'Wag the dog' October surprise/pretext to start a war and justify Hillary's election.

Fourth Hour - Meme war? Using their tactics against them: Hillary stepping down sometime next week (due to health issues), Michelle Obama to take her place. Tim McKaine is mentally unbalanced. Hillary with whole body transplant (satire piece). WW2, Germany, 1/3rd of germans died, standing up to the system, only a landslide by Trump can win, 'do what's right'. The US the idea Liberalism, the model of success. MSM, Germans, glee. Trump has a sense of justice, blue collar roots, admires farage. 'America is about prosperity for everyone'. Impending WW3, War might hit before elections stockpile some food, Turkey warns inevitable if Syrian conflict continues, UFO Hunter did Podesta hack, dead, WW3 Warning special report, News isn't covering WW3 warnings. John Kerry threatened in order to get Assange's internet cut off, backup plan with larger faster leaks? Wednesday 13 hours straight for third debate. John Podesta's emails deleting private emails, it will be forgotten, there are and will likely remain only two parties who can release the full 55k: State and us.
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rtcvb32:
Those aren't arguments, those are headlines.
I get the feeling you either didn't understand, don't want to understand, or are simply ignoring everything I said.
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zeogold: Those aren't arguments, those are headlines.
I get the feeling you either didn't understand, don't want to understand, or are simply ignoring everything I said.
Indeed they are. The content is in the videos I link. But since you don't like endless links/references related to the headlines or to the headlines themselves, I don't know how to make you happy.

But you ask me to present an argument. Then I'll present one: We are inches away from WW3 and inches away from nuclear war. If you look at any non-US media you'll see it quite plainly as they spell it out, while in the US it's almost a blackout while they are content to talk about Donald's lockerroom talk and demonize him when Bill's done infinitely worse.



But although I could dump a dozen or three dozen links talking about how we're inching towards war and even our own generals giving talks saying it will be 'as big and as lethal as WW2', you aren't going to check and will just argument I'm fear/warmongering.

You aren't going to read the articles I post and you aren't going to watch the videos I present that have the information and proof.

So why bother?

Wait, you know what? I'll supply one that has a lot of references packed in it...
Post edited October 18, 2016 by rtcvb32
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rtcvb32: But you ask me to present an argument. Then I'll present one: We are inches away from WW3 and inches away from nuclear. If you look at any non-US media you'll see it quite plainly as they spell it out, while in the US it's almost a blackout while they are content to talk about Donald's lockerroom talk and demonize him when Bill's done infinitely worse.
At least now you're actually putting together a conclusion for yourself and not just hyperspamming links and headlines that reek of sensationalism.

As I've said elsewhere, if you can't summarize what you've read for yourself and explain it in a comprehensible manner, then you really haven't understood what you've read.
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rtcvb32: You aren't going to read the articles I post and you aren't going to watch the videos I present that have the information and proof.
Not when you're just spamming a bunch of them slapped with sensationalist headlines, no.
If I wanted that, I'd go to a news website dedicated to such information.

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rtcvb32: So why bother?
We keep asking you that same question.
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rtcvb32: you aren't going to check and will just argument I'm fear/warmongering.
I'm not getting involved on the topic. Whether your arguments are credible or not is none of my business.
What IS my business is you not realizing there's a time and place for such things, and that spamming without actual rational debate indicates you have a shoddy understanding of your own argument.
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zeogold: What IS my business is you not realizing there's a time and place for such things
To be fair on this point, wouldn't you say "on the verge of world war 3" is the time for him to want to share his information? Or would you prefer an "I told you so"? At least now you're able to stock up on canned foods and look for deals on bomb shelters. :P
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MaximumBunny: Or would you prefer an "I told you so"?
If I didn't want to listen to his information, then yes.