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tinyE: and doesn't vote
...wait...WHAT?!!
Lord a'mighty. I don't even have words for this level of insanity at this point.
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Today: 25 Oct 2016 - 13 days
First hour - Texas and audit trails, AT&T spying on you, continuity of agenda, Record numbers of no jobs higher than great depression, Obamacare premiums to increase %25 (at a minimum), 1 in 10 polling companies would take Alex's polls. Security force of [url=http://www.infowars.com/its-a-setup-u-s-officials-warn-that-russians-will-undermine-elections-with-fake-documents-showing-voter-fraud/]to conduct election, & rising rates, gullibility of democrat voters, [url=http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/wikileaks-hillary-wants-obamacare-unravel/]Hillary wanted it to fail, Emanuals are Jewish mafia, driverless cars (to control you) raise taxes and rates until you can't own/drive your own car, Obamacare promised by Obama, Charlie Rose interview, Obama defending Obamacare.

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Post edited October 27, 2016 by rtcvb32
Bad Date Excuses
No doubt given to the OP at one time or another. :D

1. I have to floss my cat.

2. I've dedicated my life to linguini.

3. I want to spend more time with my blender.

4. The President said he might drop in.

5. The man on television told me to say tuned.

6. I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.

7. I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.

8. It's my parakeet's bowling night.

9. It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.

10. I'm building a pig from a kit.

11. I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.

12. I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.

13. There's a disturbance in the Force.

14. I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.

15. I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.

16. I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.

17. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.

18. I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.

19. I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.

20. My crayons all melted together.

21. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

22. I'm in training to be a household pest.

23. I'm getting my overalls overhauled.

24. My patent is pending.

25. I'm attending the opening of my garage door.

26. I'm sandblasting my oven.

27. I'm worried about my vertical hold.

28. I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.

29. I'm being deported.

30. The grunion are running.

31. I'll be looking for a parking space.

32. My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.

33. The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.

34. I'm taking punk totem pole carving.

35. I have to fluff my shower cap.

36. I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.

37. I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.

38. I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.

39. My plot to take over the world is thickening.

40. I have to fulfill my potential.

41. I don't want to leave my comfort zone.

42. It's too close to the turn of the century.

43. I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.

44. My subconscious says no.

45. I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.

46. I left my body in my other clothes.

47. The last time I went out, I never came back.

48. I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.

49. I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.

50. None of my socks match.

51. I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.

52. I'm having all my plants neutered.

53. People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.

54. I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.

55. I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."

56. I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

57. My yucca plant is feeling yucky.

58. I'm touring China with a wok band.

59. My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.

60. I never go out on days that end in "Y."

61. My mother would never let me hear the end of it.

62. I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism.

63. I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.

64. I'm too old/young for that stuff.

65. I have to ash/condition/perm/curl/tease my hair.

66. I have too much guilt.

67. There are important world issues that need worrying about.

68. I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.

69. I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.

70. I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

71. I feel a song coming on.

72. I'm trying to be less popular.

73. My bathroom tiles need grouting.

74. I have to bleach my hare.

75. I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.

76. I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.

77. You know how we psychos are.

78. My favorite commercial is on TV.

79. I have to study for a blood test.

80. I'm going to be old someday.

81. I've been traded to Cincinnati.

82. I'm observing National Apathy Week.

83. I have to rotate my crops.

84. My uncle escaped again.

85. I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.

86. I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.

87. I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.

88. I have to go to court for kitty littering.

89. I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.

90. I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.

91. Having fun gives me prickly heat.

92. I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.

93. I have to jog my memory.

94. My palm reader advised against it.

95. My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.

96. I have to stay home and see if I snore.

97. I prefer to remain an enigma.

98. I think you want the OTHER [your name].

99. I have to sit up with a sick ant.

100. I'm trying to cut down.

101. My asthma is acting up again

102. That would interfere with my time to wait for the government to take me away.

103. You're ugly, I'm busy, have a nice day

104. Its my goldfish's birthday

105. Uh, I have stuff to do.

106. I have to make an air sandwich

107. I have to hide the bodies.

108. I don't have time to go on a date...with YOU!

109. I have to wash my hair.

110. I have to clean my toilet

111. I need to spend quality time with my weed wacker

112. I need to clean the air in my room

113. My hamster is having a heart transplant and I need to stay for moral support.

114. I caught a rare deadly African disease that's highly contagious.

115. My gerbil is getting married.

116. I have plans to clean the cracks in my floor

117. Sorry, when you came to my door I mistook you for a mormon and took cover.

118. I had to rob your house

119. That's the night I reorganize my rock collection.

120. Pinnochio is on tonight

121. I have to try out for the ice skating team at school.

122. I don't date outside my species

123. Sorry I think I'm gay

124. I have to go...........over..............there.

125. My butt is to big in this dress

126. I have to take out the trash

127. My dog had baby kittens.

128. I can't, I need to take my computer apart and put it back together.

129. I have to go shopping for my mother.

130. I'm sorry, I have to rotate the strings on all of my shoes.

131. No

132. I told my car I would tenderly rub wax into it's body

133. I have to go for my full body wax appointment

134. I can't I was asked to go to another party w/o you

135. I don't date goats!

136. Ally Mcbeal is on

137. I'm reading with my widower

138. I have to brush my teeth.

139. Alf comes on soon

140. I'm sick.

141. I've had a better offer, some bloke is coming round to set fire to my head

142. I'm busy cleaning the blood off my axe

143. My dad said I can't date till I am married

144. I'm shaving my dog.

145. It's against my religion to date people named (insert relevant name)

146. My grandma is on fire.

147. I'm getting married tonight.

148. I'm engaged.

149. I don't want to ruin our friendship.

150. I have family in town.

151. I just washed my hair.

152. It's that time of the month again.

153. My father's grandmother's aunt's mother died.

154. I have to take down the Christmas lights.

155. I have to go to a surprise party for my grandma's birthday.

156. I left my tolerance in another coat.

157. I just got back together with my ex

158. I don't like people.

159. I have to alphabetize my CDs. (Hey, is that supposed to be insulting to me? -- dan)

160. I might see someone who knows me.

161. My brother's sister's mum's son's dad died.

162. I would, but it would be a complete waste of make-up.

163. My pet snake is constipated again.

164. I have a phobia of people named (insert name here).

165. I have to teach my pig to sing.

166. I just got sick (right after you asked me out).

167. My dog is too tired.

168. I never said I'd go out with you, that was my evil twin.

169. I would go out with you but my waiting list is full.

170. There's a four hour TV special on trimming shrubbery.

171. I'm washing the sofa.

172. I have to milk my cow.

173. Everquest.

174. I don't want to miss Martha Stewart's premiere.

175. I have to teach my frog how to croak.

176. I'm too busy watching the paint dry.

177. The Rocky marathon is on that night.

178. I promised my mum I'd bathe the hamster.

179. I tripped over an ant and broke my leg.

180. I need to clip my nose hairs.

181. I have to read the labels on all of my food.

182. You are extremely unattractive. Sorry, someone had to tell you.

183. I'm gay.

184. I don't like you.

185. My goat broke a horn.

186. I have to go to the dentist.

187. I have to brush my dog's teeth.

188. I must go in search of my charms which were stolen by an angry leprechaun.

189. I'm going to the moon.

190. My water wings are flat.

191. I have to stay home and give my goldfish a bath.

192. I'm going to be playing with my mental blocks.

193. I have to wax the driveway.

194. I'm not into dating right now.

195. I'm teaching my goldfish how to play the electric guitar.

196. I'm teaching my dog to meow.

197. I have to watch Oprah.

198. I like you, but my friends said I can't go out with you.

199. I like your best friend.

200. I'm complicated to go out with.

201. I just found out we're related.

202. On my list of things to do, seeing you is at the bottom.

203. I'm teaching my goldfish how to swim.

204. My pet rock died.

205. I have to groom my toe hair.

206. I'm sorry, I lost my nail polish.

207. I have to organize my Mom's underwear.

208. My ear plugs got stuck in my ears.

209. I would but my magic 8 ball said, "Don't count on it."

210. Sorry, I'm dead.

211. I need to watch my grass grow.
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Today: 25 Oct 2016 - 13 days
Second hour - Kaine went to Florida to speak, pulls in 30 people crowd (<i>mostly reporters</i>). Democrats to answer for Obamacare (part 2 of screwing you), DoubleThink, Wikileaks #17: '<i>We need to clean this up</i>', Clinton Campaign admits claims on Trump are false, Modonna pledges oral sex (<i>for Clinton votors</i>), Votes switching from Trump to Hillary (<i>in texas at machines</i>). Gerald Celente: This could be a game-changing event! Michelle is a disgusting fraud just like her husband 'birds of a feather flock together', they are promoting the most disgusting people in society. Madonna offering oral sex. Rock Ross Invited to White house; The lyrics/music/artists far far far worse, It's all a confidence game, 'When they go low as go high', 'if you vote for Hillary you're an accessory for murder'. Obama using using fake name in private emails to avoid FOIA, mainstream isn't covering anything.
OXYMORONS

1. Jumbo shrimp

2. Guest host

3. Mutually exclusive

4. First-strike defense

5. Department of Interior (responsible for everything outside...)

6. Pretty ugly

7. A little big

8. Recently new

9. Severely killed

10. Union workers

11. Good grief

12. Friendly competitor

13. Honest Lawyer

14. Committed schedule

15. Clean hack

16. Violent Agreement

17. This page intentionally left blank

18. Thank God I'm an Atheist

19. Better than New

20. One Size Fits All

21. Tax Return

22. Constant change

23. Paperless Office

24. Rapid Transit

25. Freezer burn

26. Inside out

27. New classic

28. Soft rock

29. Definite maybe

30. Act naturally

31. Taped live

32. Found missing

33. 12-ounce pound cake

34. Plastic glasses

35. Advanced BASIC

36. Exact estimate

37. Extinct life

38. Same difference

39. Working vacation

40. Clearly misunderstood

41. Almost exactly

42. Tight slacks

43. Passive aggressive

44. Silent scream

45. Terribly pleased

46. Sweet sorrow

47. Small crowd

48. Synthetic natural gas

49. Genuine imitation

50. Airline Food

51. Political Science

52. Government Organization

53. Military Intelligence

54. Temporary Tax Increase

55. Rap Music

56. Peacekeeping Force

57. Microsoft Works

58. Childproof

59. Religious Tolerance

60. Christian Science

61. Native American

62. Evolutionary Theory

63. Business Ethics

64. Honest Politician

65. Born dead

66. Bit to big

67. Thinking out

68. Quiet loudspeaker

69. Wind Burn

70. Terribly Good

71. Terrific Head Ache

72. Resident alien

73. Sanitary landfill

74. Alone together

75. Legally drunk

76. Living dead

77. Butt head

78. Peace force

79. Army intelligence

80. Living dead

81. Heartfelt Politics

82. Cafeteria Food

83. Drawing a blank

84. Positively negative

85. Deafening silence

86. Mournful optimist

87. Good beating

88. Quiet riot

89. Simple calculus

90. Civil war

91. Brilliantly dull

92. Mild jalepeno

93. Realistic liberal

94. Silent screaming

95. Shouting whispers

96. Hell's angels

97. American beauty

98. Silent Women

99. The Peace War

100. Cat fish

101. Ethiopian Feast

102. Holy war

103. New and improved

104. Ghetto Punk

105. Good morning

106. Government assistance

107. A fine mess

108. Bittersweet

109. Peaceful war

110. Talkative mime

111. Tactical mass destruction

112. Sweet and sour sauce

113. Peaceful dragons (trust me on this one)

114. Courage the Cowardly dog

115. Friendly fire (as in firearms)

116. Democratic dictatorship

117. Strangely normal

118. Little big horn

119. Plastic silverware

120. Lead astray

121. Cold sweat

122. Metal wood (golf)

123. Waterproof washoff

124. Dry ice

125. Safe sex

126. Original copy

127. Cruel kindness

128. Laborious idleness

129. Industrial Action (usually means a strike)

130. Sweet tart

131. Icy hot

132. Real fake

133. Dull roar

134. Loose tights

135. Slow speed

136. Non-fat cream

137. Kosher ham

138. Graduate student

139. Virtual reality

140. Constant variable

141. Paid volunteer

142. Science fiction

143. Long shorts

144. Old news

145. Monopoly (broken down into suffix and prefix)

146. Dodge Ram

147. Stop quickly

148. Accelerate slowly

149. Student teacher

150. Great Depression

151. Petite large

152. Seriously funny

153. Girly man

154. Manly woman

155. Straight angle

156. Wickedly good

157. Friendly enemy
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Today: 25 Oct 2016 - 13 days
Third Hour - Gerald Celente: People are tired of this, they can only take our 1st and 2nd amendment by killing us, After this election this movement will only get bigger, There's no congress to stop anyone. 'Climate change' is social control over energy. Marc Morano: Climate Hustle (<i>movie</i>), putting wanted posters up of him in Paris (December) and had him for 'crimes against humanity' for being a climate skeptic, they are comparing 'climate skeptic' with 'Holocaust denier'? and anyone scientists disagreeing are targeted/removed, in March they laid out every weather event will be '<i>fossil fuel poisoned weather</i>' or something and want to [url=http://www.investors.com/politics/commentary/warming-alarmists-redefine-what-a-hurricane-is-so-well-have-more-of-them/]redefine hurricanes measurements because of record 10-year lows so they can push narrative, and Global warming will cause more forced child marriages, they want to redefine storms, 'mother and father', they are control freaks, Politicians saying Africa has too many people, population/overpopulation control, we've won the information war, Obama through executive order passed climate legislation using EPA and carbon dioxide (exhaling) is a , '<i>The more opposition is forcing more scientists to come out</i>', Scientific theory Mars atmosphere collapsed when it ran out of CO2, Bush Kaine Obama have all pushed climate change. [url=http://stonecoldtruth.com]Roger Stone: They will do anything necessary to hijack the election, While election fraud is an issue it's manipulating of the machines i worry about, going to the one-party-ruled cities/polls/areas where fraud is most likely to take place, Stop the steal, Focus and other groups have the same value, consistently 65% Trump, 15-20% Hillary, 15-20% Other/Undecided, Voting machines and vote flipping blackouts and the like, DDOS a scare tactic, Podesta's P@SSWORD, Rape whistle, need to assess situation within hours of polls, Needs more volunteers for election day, Sen Elijah Cummings says Stone 'knew in advance of hacking' and is being sued if he doesn't retract statement, i'll focus on ensuring this is a fair election.
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Today: 25 Oct 2016 - 13 days
Fourth Hour - Biggs believes he will win by a landslide, but it's the machines we need to worry about, Hillary supporters have no energy vs Trump rally, Kaine pulls 30 people for a rally, Tampa Rally, SO many people will get mad if it gets stolen, social media will blow up, Micheal Moore - The biggest F*** YOU to the establishment (<i>not fake</i>), classic liberal comments 'I'm just astonished/horrified that statements made by trump with globalization and rigged system are entirely congruent with liberal critique by crooney capitalism / lobbying ect. They could have come from the sanders or Chomsky without a word changed, but since they are from trump's orange mouth they are either rambled around or misrepresented', Brexit, they demonize everyone who stands for common-sense fairness so they are quiet, Infowars is bigger than any mainstream show, most of the media/elite doesn't get it, 165M Twitter impressions, They are very lazy and we react quickly, RT & Wikileaks #17, 'You will see riots after the election if Trump wins' from those paid to riot by the DNC, we need to start indictments, 4 in 10 believe there isn't voting fraud, 91% of mainstream media coverage time negative/hostile trump time, The media is losing their power yet unified narrative. Sweden murder rate up 80% from Muslim migrants, Sweden bans Christmas lights to avoid offending Muslim migrants, Angry Foreigner (Sweden resident </i>): reports of firebombs, cars set off, ISIS flags at protests, Sexual assaults; Things have gotten worse and better, worse '<i>same old issues</i>' with sex crimes and groups/gang up to rape women weekly, better '<i>mainstream is reporting more on these issues</i>' the taboo went away overnight [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/04/swedish-music-festivals-hit-by-reports-of-rapes-by-migrants/]over immigrant related crime, recently with the wheelchair bound woman who was raped and protest came up and protesters labeled 'Nazis', Norway similar issue and blames on '<i>Nordic drink/alcohol culture</i>', while there's actually a rape game, suggesting idea of consent (to immigrants) in Sweden would be racist, rapes skyrocketed 1,400% since 70's, 77.6% rapists are foreigners, political objective to try and avoid democrats (anti-immigration) to get ahead, in jail for rapists half of them needed interpreters, Sweden also giving ISIS defectors benefits, housing, drivers licenses and integrating them, Jihadist immigration officer sympathizer for ISIS, German long term migrants (30+ years) saying 'this is a new breed unlike anything before', radicalizing, 80k deported from Sweden only to re-enter, age tests for 'children', border controls, Merkel, ads pushing Muslim/Hijab, Trump in Camo hat, more than double negative time on Trump than coverage with Hillary, Obama saying Trump is 'whining', verdict is in media is rigged.

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Daily Headlines

Nightly News - Obamacare Death Spiral, Obama admin spins premium hikes, Hillary <span class="podkreslenie">wants</span> Obamacare to unravel/break, Michael Moore: Trump's election biggest F-You in history, Trump Rally in Sanford Florida vs Kaine's 30 attendance, Hillary planned fake 'grassroots' campaign, Concert with Jay-Z to attract crowds, Huckabee suggesting election is already won (good luck with that), Obama lied about knowing about the private server using a fake pseudonym, John Bentel plead 5th more than 90 times while being questioned over lawsuit with Hillary's private emails, Brazile and '<i>doctored emails</i>' (they weren't DKI confirms), Votes in Texas switching votes to Hillary and Soros owns a number of the machines (double check your votes!), Alex believes Trump's won the 2016 Election; see why, Trump Florida Speech, Early voting smashing records in Minnesota, Russians blamed without proof, Madonna offering oral sex to Clinton voters, Anti-trump ad something nuclear holocaust, 78% increase in welfare under Obama.
Post edited October 27, 2016 by rtcvb32
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Nighty night night everyone, don't let the bed bugs bite.

See you all tomorrow, parting is such sweet sorrow.
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Part 48.1

Today: 26 Oct 2016 will this election be over already

Daily Headlines

First hour: Obamacare not really called Obamacare, Republicans demand explanation, Clinton email scandal, knew about spying on her emails: “Will take a leak right now folks”, press corrupt/biased against fabricated hogwash, freedom of the press endangered, Clinton is taking medication against lupus, Obama is taking away your guns, I mean Hillary will take away your guns, Clinton email scandal: 80,000 emails about bowel movements removed, California man calls Trump sexist, SJWs boycott gay Christian conversion camp, 98% of Trump ballot votes disappeared before voting even starts, Clinton email scandal: called Putin “pretty darn gay”, footage of 1000s of celebrating Muslims in NY after 9/11 removed by corrupt press, reenactment after 11/9 likely, coincidence I think not, Barack Obama to claim middle name HUSSEIN means “beautiful”, Clinton drinks 45 Red Bull a day to hide physical weakness, Trump: “I have the best words, locked up somewhere, I don’t know where, maybe the second amendment fans can do something about it, my 10 year old son is great at computers, but I still wouldn’t date him, he’s a 2”.

Four and three quarter hours: SJWs erroneously claim men and women “of same species”, Trump: “Will only accept results if I win in all states”, Clinton email scandal: husband performance probs, Albanian retired archeology Professor predicts 99.9% chance that Trump wins, Muslim internment camps to be “very humane”, low income families to be wiped out by Clinton plans to lower their taxes, Trump: “I am very rich”, America’s values threatened by obscure extremist Middle Eastern fringe religion that has 70% of adult citizens in its grasp, Clinton email scandal: secret love messages to one B.H.O found in signature code, voting machines 100% rigged against Trump: contain AI that makes decision for you with superior intelligence, Clinton is taking medication against necrotising fasciitis, confessions of Joseph Fourier (1824) and Svante Arrhenius (1896) found that they were Chinese spies and only invented climate change to damage US economy, SJWs outraged over nazis/ “not American values”, Clinton email scandal: server still ran on Windows NT 3.1.

The one and only hour: SJWs outraged over sexual predator US presidential candidate, Clinton email scandal: “We have to do something against climate change”, Clinton is taking medication against the Black Death, Trump finalizes debt cut deal with banks even before president, voting rigged against Trump AL, AK, AZ, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, FL, GA, HI, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VA, WA, WV, WI, WY, Clinton plans to take in 6 bn. refugees, mandatory refugee blowjobs for all US women and men, also children, think of the children, SJWs claim that since 1968 more US citizens died from guns on US soil than in all wars fought by US forces combined, Trump supporter Peter Thiel totally not billionaire that threatens free press in the US.

Another hour of my life wasted watching Alex Jones, I could have looked for a job instead: Clinton email scandal: Clinton email scandal, Trump: “Bill Clinton accusers are 1/10 but the guy has no taste anyway”, ridiculous SJWs outraged over treatment of Chelsea Manning, 9/11 totally was an inside job to justify all out war (until genius idea popped up to just say they have WMD), Deutche Bank not really called Deutche Bank maybe, Clinton is taking medication against pregnancy, personally ripped 9 month fetus out of her belly and laughed while doing so on scotch tape, Clinton health issues: Big man with tiny hands glued to her back, Trump to bring own microphone to next debate, election rigged: no more debates scheduled.
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Breaking news, you heard it here first:

Hillary finds a new stain on Bill's clothes, tests positive to Trump DNA.

More breaking news:

Bill found wandering the grounds of a Jewish vestry with his fly undone, police say there were no sexual relations.

Trump DNA test finds that he's 12 years old and a post-op transsexual.

Bill and Hillary to divorce, Bill to retire from public life and to release his own brand of fabric stain remover.
Post edited October 26, 2016 by Kleetus
I just found out rtcvb was on Jeopardy recently.
I found some real live left wing articles about things the Trump camp have done and thought to post them but it occurred to me, even if the articles were written by Trump himself, he'd dismiss them as bold faced lies.

Have you noticed that all of the OP's bullshit are truths and all of our truths are bullshit? :P

How exactly are you supposed to have a debate/conversation with someone like that? NO MATTER what you say it's a crock of shit, and no matter what he says it's God's word.


OH AND BTW!
A couple pf years ago Trump hosted SNL and praised the show.
They make fun of him, all of a sudden it's unfunny and slanderous.
Post edited October 27, 2016 by tinyE
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Breja: .
I would like to visit your country and change my name to Kleetowski.

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tinyE: .
I would like to visit your country and change my name to Kleetus Al Mahmoud.

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rtcvb32: .
I would like to visit your country and change my name to Kleetus Klinton.

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Vainamoinen: .
I would like to visit your country and change my name to Kleetus Klein.
Post edited October 27, 2016 by Kleetus