I don't know much about American football, the Patriots are the cheaters right?

I only care about the halftime shows. But Justin Timberlake? Reaaallyy?

And as a sidenote, will anybody kneel?

The son of Jor-El!

It's not against the official U.S. flag code.

https://i.imgur.com/U6er857.jpg

They got caught a couple times, but they're not the only ones.

There's an old stock car racing dictum: If you ain't cheatin' then you ain't tryin'.

As much as I hate to admit it, that's true. Joe Montana said of "Deflate Gate", QBs always mess with the ball. Brady was just stupid enough to get caught.

Of course, to think he won seven Super Bowls because he took air out of the ball is ludicrous. :P

Exactly. He's just a really damn good player and field leader, and the team has some magic combination that consistently works better than the rest of the teams.

Wanna bet someone from the NFL will be sitting on those to make sure they're not messed with?

Superbowl fans who say "Lii!"

Who's Lil?

It's not Lii, it's LII, which is 52 in Roman numerals.

I have not been an eggball fan for some years now (I mostly just watch basketball and wrestling), but I will be cheering for Philly. Not because I like them but because I can't stand the Patriots.

I'm sorry if you already knew the answer, but in case you didn't notice, sarcasm isn't exactly obvious in a forum post. Not to mention lots of people don't know Roman numerals anymore.

Edit: And btw, "capitaine évident" may be the literal translation of "captain obvious", but it doesn't actually mean anything in French.