Posted December 31, 2015
Cyraxpt: Yes, of course, my client went back to the palace just to get that game from his collection for you, it's also signed by Peter Molyneux so it's really valuable.
But there's a problem, it's illegal to transport "TOCA Race Driver 3" on nigerian airplanes so we'll need to mail it to you and the Nigerian Mail Corporation requires that every "TOCA Race Driver 3" needs to paid at the arrival of the package, it will be $400 for the transportation but my client will cover those expenses as soon as he arrives safely to Miami, USA.
And i have to warn you that the rebels may follow the package thinking that it contains my client so don't open it on the mail station or before my client arrives safely to Miami, USA.
Best regards,
Uyobong Smith.
Greetings to you, Uyoboyong Smith! But there's a problem, it's illegal to transport "TOCA Race Driver 3" on nigerian airplanes so we'll need to mail it to you and the Nigerian Mail Corporation requires that every "TOCA Race Driver 3" needs to paid at the arrival of the package, it will be $400 for the transportation but my client will cover those expenses as soon as he arrives safely to Miami, USA.
And i have to warn you that the rebels may follow the package thinking that it contains my client so don't open it on the mail station or before my client arrives safely to Miami, USA.
Best regards,
Uyobong Smith.
I am Omishad E. Sellar, and I have a counter-offer for you:
I a very, very rich man, and have recently acquired a bridge in New York which I will sell the rights for in exchange for TOCA Race Driver 3". Do not pass up this one-of-a-kind lifetime opportunity to own a piece of century-old history!
I hope you will accept my grateful proposal.
Regards,
Omishad E. Sellar.