What, long pig? Sure thing. Who wouldn't want to die laughing?

Next person likes algebra more than they like television.

I have a master's degree in mathematics, and I don't watch TV, so I suppose it counts.

Next person has thought about buying the game Elminage Gothic. (If you are, I recommend buying it; I certainly enjoyed the time I spent with it, even if the difficulty sometimes gets a little ridiculous.)

Why would I buy it when I already own it?

Next person has never seen the movie Groundhog Day.

I've seen Groundhog Day 2 or 3 times but haven't seen it in 15 years or more although I have it here and it's in the queue to watch again. Great movie! I also enjoyed the television series "Daybreak" that was based on a similar concept but only lasted for one season.

Next person hates Ubisoft's Uplay service and EA's Origin service and refuses to install either of their clients or use their services even for free games.

Yes. Along with any other form of DRM / Client. Personally wouldn't buy any game that requires it (even on Steam, I would only get games that will work without Steamworks/ Client, and even then, it wouldn't be until the highest possible sale offer or HB inclusion).


Next person also refuses to buy anything on Steam (given there are no other options avaible) that isn't either on sales for less than 1$ or has a 90% sale.

I havent bought anything on Steam for a while now and to be honest if I buy an EA title or a Ubisoft game I´d rather buy the game on their platforms (Origin/ uPlay) because I dont want to spend money on these Valve leeches if it isnt necessary.
But if that isnt possible I buy games on Steam, I plan to buy XCom 2 on release for example.

Next person just had a cup of coffee.

At this hour? Hmm, your suggestion actually tempted me, sometimes i even drink coffee at midnight! :P

Next person wants to hug a cat, like mine!

We have our own cats on the streets. They love jumping on me when they see something in my hand.

Next person is thinking about changing some place of his/her house. Like kitchen or bedroom.

Nope, I'd rather change house / neighbourhood, but that's some faraway dream for now.

Next person would rather see more EA (Electronic Arts) games than EA (Early-Access) games on GOG.

Early Access games desired: zero.

Electronic Arts games wanted: Dragon Age: Origins, Alice: Madness Returns, Orange Box, Mirror's Edge...

I'm gonna go with a Hellz Yeah! on this one.

Next person has been promised cake at least once, only to discover that the cake was a lie.

Nope, and I have not played the game that is referenced by it.

Next person's base are belong to us.

Alternatively, next person has played Zero Wing.

Yep, click attachment below for proof.

Next person's laughter sounds like an old tractor which got asthma OR s/he knows at least one person whose laughter sounds like that.

Who's doesn't?
Oops I mean who doesn't?

Next person cries when loosing a unit in an RTS game.

I don't play RTS games, and when somebody dies in a game I'm playing, I either revive or reload.

Next person knows at least 3 people named Sara, at least 1 of whom is a gamer.

I don't know anybody by that name.

Next person enjoys opera music.