dtgreene: I have already watched Episode VII, actually.
Next person decided to see Star Wars Episode VII only after reading spoilers. (I actually would not have seen the movie if I weren't spoiled, and I am guessing the next user is the same.)
EPurpl3: RIght, i have already watched spoilers and i do not want to see the movie anytime soon (though i have friends who insist to go with them :S Guess i will make them pay for the ticket, if they dont want to pay i wont go because i am going for them, not for the movie :D )
Next person thinks that a bigger Death Star is more evil and more bad ass!!
Just to clarify, I said that the spoilers actually made me go, whereas you seem to be saying that the spoilers made you not go.
Personally, I think the first Death Star was evil enough.
Next person loves it when a "Damsel in Distress" character manages to escape on her own.
KiNgBrAdLeY7: Next person (me) actually doesn't even know what a death star is...
Next person will celebrate Christmas with gorgeous GF (un)dressed in Santa Claus patterned underwear!
Oops! Missed this one! (Race condition)
A Death Star is a weapon capable of destroying a planet.
Your guess happens to be wrong.
My previous guess still stands:
Next person loves it when a "Damsel in Distress" character manages to escape on her own.