I gave up believing that anything positive could come out of politics in general...
But at least it starts to get entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Fq1WS9lgA

I am sure this thread is going to remain perfectly civil and will in no way devolve into a dumpster fire filled with toxic waste.

Please note the video above is not just satire. It is an official campagin spot of an official party that people can elect in a few weeks here in germany. I don`t intend to vote them, but I`ll be curious how many people will.

On the other hand, the party itself is a satire ;)

I love a good party!

Family photo? Is that you on the guitar? O.o

Yes.

Nah, that's really you in the background innit?

I did not intend to; but according to Wahlomat it is (by far even) the most fitting choice for me. I was a bit surprised. oO

Party Hard.

https://cthulhuforamerica.com/

So I just read there is a candidate over there who's pushing to get rid of Arabic numerals.

Note to self: The fucking crazy American politicians have nothing on the fucking crazy German politicians. :P

Has he even considered what it's going to be like watching Ronaldo play with a giant VII on the back of his jersey!?

And how is Sidney Crosby going to fit LXXXVII on his sweater?

The guy who said that is in the NPD which is basically a Nazi party (like real Nazis, not just according to the claims of lefties). They're totally marginal and won't enter parliament.