Well you could swear in a foreign language though. Something like "Perkele" for example :P

or

Himmiherrgottsakramentzefixhallelujamileckstamarschscheissglumppvarreggts xD

I once read a book in an English (well, Medieval - I think? I don't remember) Lit class with the title "Of Good and Ill Repute" ... not nearly as raucous as this.

*takes notes*
You should know by now that I am watching :P

Well in that case it's understandable :P

One has to wonder what drugs those authors took :)

Try reading some Thomas Middleton. He was a contemporary of Shakespeare (so early modern, not medieval). That man has a really really dirty mind. Or Chaucer. He's not very subtle either, although some of that tends to be lost on us as the meanings of words have changed. :P
This particular author pretended to know all about the middle east and wrote an entire book on it. In fact, he had never been there and as such half of the things in the book were stolen from other people and the rest was random stuff he made up. He passed it all off as fact. :P

I've read enough of The Canterbury Tales to pick up on his dirty mind.

Moldy rye bread? Though clearly they ascribe to the notion that anything that can bleed for seven days and not die is most certainly a witch.

I suppose for essays, teachers would make an exception and grade those themselves. We hardly ever wrote any in high school though. Then again, I didn't even finish high school - I had some important beds to lay in :-p


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*yawn* =__o ... Am I still awake? I'm acting too old for my age - going to sleep in the afternoon :-p

Yep. Very dirty. Apparently people loved it back then (and possibly still do). But Middleton astounded me more, somehow.

Obviously. :)

Is that a real word? õ__ô

I'll stick with "bumbaclot" :-)

I'm getting ready to become seriously bummed out when, two days from now, it begins to turn pitch dark at like 4:30 PM :(

We wrote quite a few, but that was also due to the fact that I was doing bilingual education, in which essays were more important.

I'm making slow progress with my essays, which is unfortunate, as my bed is calling out to me as well ...

Well the title sounds interesting :)

Hmm....well doing that was certainly easier back in the day :P
But i'm not surprised about that - actually reminds me a bit of the books and the creatures described in them which were mentioned in Baudolino from Umberto Eco :)

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*hides under a pile of blankets and pretends to be an innocent turtle*
Aw... Sorry for you, but happy for me. I love the dark. The night time is the right time \o/
;-p

Hide all you want, we'll let owl decide what to do with you :P

Well it consists of real words ....it's supposed to be a curse from Bavaria - so it's in dialect though :P

And there such lengthy words in German like that (it's a title of a - now obsolete - regulation)

EG-Verbraucherschutzdurchsetzungsgesetz-Ermächtigungsübertragungsverordnung :P