What the heck were you doing in Azincourt, anyway... :)
My army is much well prepared than... hey ! it will be exactly 500 years ago in 5 days ! :D will you celebrate it ? hehe
Good point :)
And good luck for your chores !! see you later !
**giggle**

Taking back what you French stole form us. We used to own quite a lot of France before you stole it. And all because there was a massive stock of frogs and snails in France. :-)

Of course, we are planning to reinvade and do it again. Don't forget I do have an English Longbow and I am very good with it. Will you be leading the French at the New Battle of Agincourt? I hope not, I don't want you to die, I would miss you too much. :-(

P.S. It will be 600 years, not 500.

Well, what can you expect with only 60 seconds behind you... wait... didn't you have a white sheet and scisors ? :)
Exactly... Hey, hands off my snails, you evil roastbeefs !!... >:-|
Like I'm gonna die. ):-| ... don't underestimate me, young lady...
And, yeah, I told you I've always been bad at math ! >:"|

Hehe...
Not like that with my parents. My dad didn't surrender quite as easily, but it was still clear that mom was the top dog :-p

Of course!

I found a picture of them.

Nope. Because a couple years earlier, I had cut up the white sheet into strips to dress as a mummy :-)

We would have shared them, or given them to you. What kind of weird people want to eat snails and frogs anyway. But you mean French just has to start a few wars over it.

But I am a very good shot with the Longbow, and I don't think I would miss. Please just stay at home. Send all those French people you don't like. I hear Paris people are mean, we can kill them at the battle. :-)

I am not surprised when you call it Math :-). it is Maths, not Math. Those damn Americans and taking letters of words. Maybe we should ask Agent to burn the White House down again like his Moomin ancestors did. And to think they blamed the British for it, if only they knew it was Agent's ancestors playing with matches. :-)

http://richyrocks.com/coolenglish/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/White-House-War-of-1812.jpg

My father will try to put up a fight, but only usually playfully as he knows my mother will always win. She is a farm girl, after all. :-)

Nice find. :-)

Ho !!! Hagar Dunor !! ♥
lol... you should have used toilet paper !!

However considering the scene you suggested this seems more fitting.

Didn't think of that o__o

I didn't think about this at the time, but I could have just grabbed my orange hoodie and gone as Kenny from South Park :-p

You should have told us... I'm sure they would have let you go safe if they'd known you didn't want to steal their snails... :-\
I'll send all the Parisians, yeah, good idea :) so we can fill Paris with nice people instead :D [hoping no Parisian will ever read that]
Ho crap... !! I hesitated >:-| in french it is Maths too. I remember someone made the mistake earlier, but I didn't remember which was the good word... Well, I'm bad at Maths AND English. :-\
Oh, very nice pic !! I'm sure Agent would love to have it in poster for his room...

That is the perfect picture. That was the kind of thing I was picturing. :-)

But you would have been killed...

But if you fill Paris with new people, they will become Parisians. What if they become mean as well? :-)
I was only playing, I know I have a little bit of fun with Agent and the Americans about language, but I only mean it in a playful way. And I would definitely not pick faults with a none native speaker to be mean.

I am not sure he would be allowed to have a picture of the British burning the earlier White House down, they would think he was a traitor. Or would he be? Technically the Americans were traitors, so siding with the enemy of the Americans would make him not a traitor, wouldn't it? O_o *shrugs shoulders in confusion*

*big Froggy hug*

\o/
Ahahahaaaaaaa >:-D
But I would come back the next week ;-)