Shit like that is why I don't follow the news much. Only doing it lately due to feeling more disconnected than usual.

The casket of selfishness approach...it's not pretty, it's not dignified, but it does keep crazy levels from getting out of hand.

That article was right next to the one about some dumb-fuck hitting a school bus and sending a bunch of kids to the hospital.
Gee, my spell checker knows 'dumb-fuck', how appropriate.

The spellchecker is temperamental, even with it comes to "vulgarity". When I put in dumbfuck, it says I spelled it wrong.
Maybe it has a bizarre love of hyphens.

Hmm. Thinking about it, and this feels like another example of English being a difficult language to learn.

Dumbfuck? Says I need a hyphen. Clusterfuck? Same thing. Fucktard? Also the same. (Phasing that one out, but I haven't come up with a decent sounding shortened version of imbecile, so it still gets occasional use.) But try to type out stupid fuck as one word, and it just looks wrong.

snafu get approved,fubar doesn't, you're right, the spellchecker is weird.

Good moaning.

You realize Halloween has gotten out of hand when you see this on a bus stop.

And Halloween isn't supposed to be a thing here.

I'd like to think it's lost its little electronic mind after dealing with too many people who butcher the language with a cleaver every time they type something.

We're dissin' on the english language now?

My favorite topic.

It's worst sin; being a pronunciation clusterfuck. That sin is made double because of it's alphabetical nature.

That could be it.
I'm going out to pick up dog poop and mow the lawn. Maybe that will cheer me up. ;)
See you later.

I always knew that paperclip had a seedy look to his eye.

Shit, I'd rather see that than what's coming after Halloween ends. Let's do three months or so of end of the year-related garbage. Oh joy, oh sweet godsdamned rapture. Because nothing feels better than being pressured to buy shit for people I loathe while I suppress the urge to take an icepick to my ear drums to make the nausea of looped fake holiday "music" go away.

(Also, it's telling me godsdamned needs a hyphen. Maybe the spellchecker is just perpetually drunk.)
Shit online, shit offline. At least there's a consistent running theme.

Have fun, talk with you in a bit.

Astonishing and sickening.

Oh yeah, it's a non-stop rollercoaster over there isn't it?
After halloween there's Thanksgiving and then finally Christmas. Fun and traumatic for all the family.

Over here stuff does start in November and finally ends on the 6th, because of epiphany.

An ice pick? I see you too have worked at a mall during Christmas season.

That sounds pleasant ;-)

Just a regular day at 4chan...

Although the next day part is a lot more rare.
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On a completely (and thankfully) unrelated note. Where the hell do I need to go to learn about Nekkers?!
Geralt, you're supposed to be a professional how do you not know this shit already?

Par for the course.
Things like that are a prime reason I stopped getting specific when people would joke about wanting to kill someone. Being an accessory before the fact for having a good imagination is not my idea of a fun time.

Fuck it. Will go a different route. Listening to some music while laughing at the attached picture. I officially have weekend plans. Specifically, to engage in as many of the listed activities as possible, just to see what happens.