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Posted September 24, 2015
I'm back just in time for a visit by the men with their nice white coats I see.
Nice pic Stilty. :-)
Posted September 24, 2015
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Stilton: You know your wildlife.

Although a light shower only dampens them and makes them run in a comically soggy manner, it also renders scissors ineffective until a sunny spell. We tend to hunt them during the summer months after a winter at the grind stone to ensure our scissors are swift, silent and sharp. And of course they don't like matches, which is why only suicidal cardboard beasts smoke and are shunned by most herds.
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CarrionCrow: It's a tradeoff. They're harder to slice up, but they also can't really inflict nasty cardboard cut wounds when soggy.

Think I need to borrow one of your tribe's pairs. The last set of scissors I had broke while trying to cut a cigarette filter in half. Didn't even know that was possible.

That does make sense. Didn't list fire as a weakness, though, since I figure it's pretty much a weakness for everything.
You'll like this....

My dad used to smoke roll-ups, buying the papers, filters and tobacco whenever he needed them. One Saturday he went to his tobacconist for some filters and the weekend staff were present, in this case a teenage girl. He went to the counter and she asked him what he wanted and he pointed to a shelf behind her with artfully arranged boxes of filters, presumably in quantities of 100. He pointed to the boxes and said, "I'd like one of those, please," to which she took one of the boxes from the shelf, opened it, took out a single filter and placed it on the counter in front of him.

That's almost too sweet to be sad, don't you think?
Posted September 24, 2015
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EndreWhiteMane: I'm back just in time for a visit by the men with their nice white coats I see.
Nice pic Stilty. :-)
Hey there. =) Medical crap go okay?
Posted September 24, 2015
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EndreWhiteMane: I'm back just in time for a visit by the men with their nice white coats I see.
Nice pic Stilty. :-)
Hmm, things went a little...odd...for a moment there.

How was the doc? Did he make sure you were the one who got undressed and poke all the right bits?

The pic - now you know what a complete idiot looks like!
Posted September 24, 2015
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LaPtiteBete: ...
So... Here is the beast :)
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LeoLR: So small! It is a newborn. I imagined it would be a bit older.
Is it a he or a she?
I think it's a "he" :) and he's born today yes... still has his umbilical cord and stuff...
He's sleeping well... not a great appetite yet, but I'm working on it... i'm still a bit puzzled by the "learn him how to sh*t" part, though... ,',',,,',','):-|
Posted September 24, 2015
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LeoLR: So small! It is a newborn. I imagined it would be a bit older.
Is it a he or a she?
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LaPtiteBete: I think it's a "he" :) and he's born today yes... still has his umbilical cord and stuff...
He's sleeping well... not a great appetite yet, but I'm working on it... i'm still a bit puzzled by the "learn him how to sh*t" part, though... ,',',,,',','):-|
I'd just point him at the toilet and give him a sharp squeeze, like washing up liquid.
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Posted September 24, 2015
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EndreWhiteMane: I'm back just in time for a visit by the men with their nice white coats I see.
Nice pic Stilty. :-)
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CarrionCrow: Hey there. =) Medical crap go okay?
Yeah, just a lady I talk to a couple of times a month to keep things screwed together right. ;)
Posted September 24, 2015
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EndreWhiteMane: Yeah, just a lady I talk to a couple of times a month to keep things screwed together right. ;)
Hey Endre,can I show you a trick?
Gold Experience! *turns your beard into snakes*
Posted September 24, 2015
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Stilton: You'll like this....

My dad used to smoke roll-ups, buying the papers, filters and tobacco whenever he needed them. One Saturday he went to his tobacconist for some filters and the weekend staff were present, in this case a teenage girl. He went to the counter and she asked him what he wanted and he pointed to a shelf behind her with artfully arranged boxes of filters, presumably in quantities of 100. He pointed to the boxes and said, "I'd like one of those, please," to which she took one of the boxes from the shelf, opened it, took out a single filter and placed it on the counter in front of him.

That's almost too sweet to be sad, don't you think?
-laughs- That tells me the girl had no experience whatsoever with smoking. One of those "I'll apply for the job, and I'll figure it all out if I get it" kind of deals.
Posted September 24, 2015
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LeoLR: So small! It is a newborn. I imagined it would be a bit older.
Is it a he or a she?
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LaPtiteBete: I think it's a "he" :) and he's born today yes... still has his umbilical cord and stuff...
He's sleeping well... not a great appetite yet, but I'm working on it... i'm still a bit puzzled by the "learn him how to sh*t" part, though... ,',',,,',','):-|
Like the baby he is he'll go whenever and wherever for a while, mama gets to clean up.
When his eyes open and he's walking a bit he'll learn to use a small litter box pretty much on his own.
A small bit of his doo-doo in the litter box will give him the idea.
Posted September 24, 2015
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Stilton: It was great seeing the faces of some of the GOG family – I found Agent, Bete, Crewdroog, Endre, Fearful, Palio, Soccorro and Superstande. Were there any others?

If you feel like looking at a fierce Viking I've attached an image.

You'll be surprised to learn that most people think my horns aren't the real thing – I can't imagine why...
What an awesome pic !!!! \o/
Very nice to see you, Stillton the mighty Viking :-D
I don't get it... what do people have got against your horns ?...
We also have... Akh and his little family (on his avatar !), ElT, LeoLR (on the 16th I think)...
Posted September 24, 2015
Good evening folks *big exhausted hugs and tired waves* :)

How are you all doing?


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LaPtiteBete: Thanks a lot for your advice and support, everyone :))Of course he'll understand... I think. It's not as if he was annoying, plus... he doesn't make much noise (just some cute dinosaur-like sounds)... he stays in his cardbox... we'll see... one thing at the time... :)
So... Here is the beast :)
Amen !!! \o/
See you later, ElT !!! **Big hugs and thanks for the crossed fingers**
Aww....what a cute cat :D
Posted September 24, 2015
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EndreWhiteMane: I'm back just in time for a visit by the men with their nice white coats I see.
Nice pic Stilty. :-)
Hey Endre !! :)
How are you ? How was your appointment ?
**Big happy owl hug**
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Stilton: You'll like this....

My dad used to smoke roll-ups, buying the papers, filters and tobacco whenever he needed them. One Saturday he went to his tobacconist for some filters and the weekend staff were present, in this case a teenage girl. He went to the counter and she asked him what he wanted and he pointed to a shelf behind her with artfully arranged boxes of filters, presumably in quantities of 100. He pointed to the boxes and said, "I'd like one of those, please," to which she took one of the boxes from the shelf, opened it, took out a single filter and placed it on the counter in front of him.

That's almost too sweet to be sad, don't you think?
**giggle**.... must be ahrd not to laugh out loud... poor girl.
Post edited September 24, 2015 by LaPtiteBete
Posted September 24, 2015
Hi i'm new here ! I plan on getting the whole Creatures pack and wishing that The Movies game series was on here !
Posted September 24, 2015
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Stilton: I'd just point him at the toilet and give him a sharp squeeze, like washing up liquid.
Like a sponge cat ?...
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