Yes, I know what do you mean.

Imagine said person but with the power to do so.

Yes, I do imagine. Good luck! :)

Hey guys, I'm having some pain on my hip,right in the junction with the leg.
Is there a stretch or massage tecnic I can use. Wanna surf the *2spooky4u music* Deep Web with me?
JK,I'm not touching that place even with a 200cm pole.

Just beat the original Doom, and it's kinda funny. I remember people complaining about how Doom 3 has monster closets, little nooks and crannies that serve no purpose whatsoever beyond a place for enemies to jump out at you.
I'm a bit surprised at the complaining, since it's now apparent that the mechanic is a tradition. Doom 1 has monster closets coming out of its eyes, it's really the main way the game generates tension.

I need to say good night and goodbye.
I will go kick back and play some vidya then watch some anime.

Is anyone else watching the double loser's debate right now? It's hilarious how aggressively awful they are. Fuckspeed bobby may a camera always be pointed at you.

lol exactly
let me see that phrase book!

Hello, and welcome to our 'Little Thread of Horrors'.
I'm Seymour and I'll be your guide this evening. :-)

I don't understand people. They're like jellyfish,I don't understand jellyfish therefore I don't understand people.

lol yes, it's starting to look like the hermit cave in here. I though this was a respectable place, tea and biscuits. Now we have people talking nonsense about potatoes and drinking dishwater.

I'm pretty sure soccorro is passed out somewhere too, now that the caffeine has worn off...

:)
really? they did? LOL when i started playing Doom again my first thought, as that game ingrained it in me, was shoot when opening doors. I mean, that's what 70% of the game is. Ooo look, a hidden room, let's open it! *bam monster* Oh look, an elevator, wonder where this goes? *monster* Oh, a green-red button. wonder what happens when i push it? *monster*

My nipples explode wih delight!
Have some potato*throws roasted potato with chicken and ham*
There's a T-Rex on my garden and his' singing "hello my baby" whole wearing a tutu and a potato tuba!
Call a priest!

I remember seeing that from actual reviews. Guess whoever did the reviewing never took the time to play the earlier games.

Also, cyberdemons are assholes. Total, total assholes. That's in no way connected to the other topic, I just felt like saying it.

You only noticed now? Remember the protip?

well now, did you go in there guns blazing or did you try to solve your problems like adults? you can't expect them to be love and cuddles when you are saying "hello" with a chainsaw. or a plasma rifle.

...I like saying hello with chainsaws in that game.
The only way you are getting this potato tuba is by prying it from my cold, dead hands!