Posted August 08, 2015

You play games to enjoy them? How dare you :P
I know, right? Well, most of the time, anyway. There are some things I bought that I know are shit. Those get played because my dumb ass spent money on them, so it feels even sillier to buy them, hate them, but not experience the stomach-churning rage in full.
And yeah, the "elite" challenges are pretty much geared for frustration and grinding to overcome them.
Example - kill an enemy in two minutes. An enemy who regenerates while alive, runs away then respawns after death, they're running through a level full of enemies, and both enemy mobs and turrets protect their respawn point. So, you have to kill the boss so he runs back to his respawn, kill the mob, kill the turrets, kill the respawn point, then kill the boss again for good. In two minutes.

That might be the most boring LP of all time. It would be 83 minutes of me playing the same sh*tty (and totally out of place in an adventure game) shooting sequences over and over. A picture-in-picture LP would have some great shots of me falling asleep on my keyboard at least :-p
Hey, at least there is a soundtrack that wasn't included with the Indie Royale version ;-)
"Kiss my ass, I hate this frigging thing!"
Sounds like a holdover from the old days of point and clicks. Odd design choice since I've pretty much never seen someone say that arcade-type sequences in old adventure games were a good thing.
Post edited August 08, 2015 by CarrionCrow