You just cannot handle the awesomeness of chocolate cake. You would rather have your pansy vanilla cake with it's white fondant frosting and cream. That is heresy of the highest caliber.

I like my cake sweet, creamy and brown. Like my men.

I'll clarify. The external temperature is 105F. The room I'm in, sitting within inches of my desktop, is roughly 85F at the moment.

Oh dear, just like here.

Fortunately the mercury only reaches up to 105 for two hours. Then never goes under 85.

Well that's not true it's expected to drop to 75 at 5 am. But... I'll just have to take their word for that.

Alright folks - i'm getting dangerously close to fall asleep in front of the pc. I think i'll get some sleep now. Goodnight everyone and see you tomorrow :)

Good night, rest well.

Spider in bedroom! SPIDER IN BEDROOM! D:

Enlist Gunny's help, no eurasian spider can faze a true downunder man.

Suggestion - take a shoe...calmly, slowly approach the spider with the shoe...and then smash the shit out of it until it's dead.

NO!!!!!!!

Spiders help us. Just ignore it. He doesn't mean you any harm.

too afraid and grossed out of that F*CKER!

Yes, spiders are useful. But I'm not a fan of them setting up residence in my space.

Can I have it?

If it's not venomous, you have absolutely nothing to fear.
If it is venomous, it might crawl in your furniture and bite you while you sleep.
It might be better to take the initiative and strike while you can still see it.

its gross! it has 8 legs, that's unnatural!!!

Your space!? The average spider is the size of a pinhead! :P It's not like you are being asked to share a room with a water buffalo. XD
I HAVE 8 LEGS!!!

YOU BASTARD!