superstande: Well maybe the chef dude is The Lord of Fried Eggs :p
He could have his own castle and a small court of people and a throne with the picture of scrambled eggs painted all over it...
j0ekerr: Scrambled eggs by themselves are practically unheard off and considered a dumb meal, like a bread sandwich. That is, bread on top of more bread.
You gotta stuff them with... stuff.
Also, frying eggs on a plate is thought of as anathema.
gunsynd: And coming out wet and soggy.
j0ekerr: Impossible, I don't have a single drop of bodily fluids left with which to get soggy.
ALL bodily fluids.
Mm yeah, stuffing them sounds better :) Like an omelette... Some salad pieces, onions, cheese, bacon... maybe a bit of chili pepper and soya sauce... And a cold lager beer perhaps...
and let's not forget ham, pepperoni, sausages... :p