But... stealing is our thing! :-D We stole this entire continent, remember? It is what we do!
Awesome!! I already have everything I'm interested in, but it may be a good time to get a DRM-free backup copy of FEAR (I think my CD uses securom :-/ ... and Steam uses Steam...)

Can you blame me for wanting to keep her all to myself? :-)

But you and I would not be at war, you would be the reason we invaded, to protect you. You would be save in England while we invade France :-). Yep, 70 years, the last real war we had with France was during the Second World War when for some reason most of France decided to secretly side with Germany, leaving England and the Free French Army to continue the war.

The female equivalent of a knighthood (Sir) is called a Damehood (Dame). But I would prefer the title Sir or Knight over Dame, as it sounds more kick arse and medieval. :-)

*Big epic hug for the most lovely French lady ever* :-)

Hehe... yeah... It's a bit of my job ; fire risk studies. :-D
I will never kill Sigourney Weaver, I love her movies too much :-D ... and also, I'm bat at killing people. I'm not even able to kill a spider of a fly, so... :-\ (don't tell people... it could ruin my reputation when we'll have to conquer the world ! >:-| ...)
(also, what's the matter with crying men ?)
**Big ridiculous steroid freak hug**

Yeah, the mexicans are still sore about that. And some here still talk about Cuba.

I never had it so, Imma getting FEAR.

You are not supposed to come out and just say that. You have to twist it to make it sound like some great and heroic deed. At least add the word patriot before it and wave the flag a little. :-)

I think all that time as a Frenchman has got to your mind. The NSA will be after you if you are not careful. :-)

I don't really care for the Unreal games. But I might be interested in the AvP game. Specially since it's supposed to be playable online with Galaxy. Isn't it?

If it is I might 2 copies.
George Washington, hero, patriot, and one of the richest land owners. The fact that his wallet multiplied after the war is inconsequential.

No, I can't reasonably blame you... :-\ well, too bad for me !
Ho, yeah... "collaboration". >:-| ... Sheesh.
So, I'll happily find refuge in your lovely country ! ... \o/ I love England. I can't wait to go back...
So, let's say you're the valiant Knight DD. It fits you perfectly >:-| ... you're right, it's much more kick arse :-D hehe

I'm going to eat... Read you later !!
**Bon appétit big tighht hug**

Oh, I have trouble killing spiders and flies, too :-| I'm a big softie... (We could do a peaceful conquering... Nobody could resist our lovely hugs, waffles, and hot chocolate! :-D)
I don't think anything is wrong with crying men... but plenty of other men seem to think there is :-( If a man cries, almost everyone sees him as a wuss :-\ (Well, to be fair, I am a massive wuss :-p)
**Pharaoh Bender size hug** (Bonus : He shoots fire >:-D)

But if I did let you borrow her, I would miss her way too much, which would make me all sad. And I know you would not want that, so I think it best I keep her all to myself. :-)

Of course you can stay in England, then after the war you can go home. :-)

Enjoy your lunch!

*Big hungry hug*

Oh, right! Okay... umm...
"If we hadn't done X, we'd all be saying 'Heil Hitler' right now!! Long live patriotic bacon!! Yeah!"

(I am not a very good American, in case you haven't noticed :-p)

You know I was only being playful. And I think you are a very good American, for one thing you have an open mind about your nation, many don't have that. Does patriotic bacon taste better than regular bacon? :-)

*big bacon hug*

Of course :-)
I like to call myself a "bad American" because I feel like I am so far away from many things that are often associated with being "American" (I actually don't go into much detail here :-p)... and I idolize several European countries :-)

In regards to bacon, I actually don't really care for it. It isn't terrible, but it isn't really special to me, either. Meat is meat to me :-|

*fish and chips hug, because stereotypes are always true* ;-)

Hi People

I can understand that. One thing you Americans have is some beautiful landscapes. You have a lovely mixture of most types of landscapes on earth: snow, woods, desert, beaches, grasslands, you name it and you lot have it. Some of the natural sights in America are just breathtaking.

How about bacon with peanut butter on top? And for some reason I am partly thinking that somewhere in America that peanut butter and bacon actually exists together. :-)

And I love fish and chips, my favourite type of eating out food. I can pass on all those fancy restaurants and take aways, give me some nice fish and chips with my partner and I am happy. :-)

*Big happy peanut butter hug*

Good afternoon! *big hug*

*Returns hug* Are you boys and girls fighting again? :D