Greetings, Warriors! :P

Feeling a bit out-of-place... My mom visited our place last night between my work sessions... Wine was drunk. Lots of amazing food was cooked. I did none of that, merely ate :)
Might take a nap... Hey our meteorologists have also failed today - was supposed to be thunderstorming, but instead just partly cloudy and warm...

EW I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND A HUGE-ASS SPIDER JUMPED OUT AT ME!

Most terrifying thing ever. Luckily the mail delivery guy was kind enough to remove it. xD

*tips helmet and hugs Yez, Vnlr, and Sup* Happy Friday to all :-)
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Ô__Ô ... How many weird things happen to you each day? :-p

I don't know but I'm at my limit for today. That spider scared the shit out of me! It almost jumped right into my house! :P

That's kinda scary... But are you sure it jumped out at you?

Maybe it was like, "Aaargh, I'm getting eaten by a giant, must do something!? ...Quick, I'll try to confuse the giant with my step-dancing and jumping combo routine."

(I haven't slept enough...)

I can hear the crickets making there noises outside of my window... I'm quite scared and am looking for advice on what to do... please send help

Well, I'm pretty sure for the spider it went something like this:

"Oh hey I'm just chillin' on this door. I've got an awesome web because whoever lives here hasn't been outside in three days."
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! I'M FLYING! MY GOD WHO IS THAT MONSTER? WHY IS SHE SLAMMING THE DOOR LIKE THAT?"
"Okay we're cool, things have settled down. Hey but who's this now? NO ... NO ... WAIT!"

But for me it was basically opening the door and seeing that creepy thing dangling and almost heading inside. :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnFQQtdB7Do

haha :)
Well, maybe that's how it went :)

And I have to confess, I do find anything but the smallest spiders kinda scary. It's hard to know what they are up to :)

Ugh, they're so creepy! They have too many legs ... and they move in a scary way. o.O I'm kind of frightened of heading back outside and encountering that thing again now ... :P But I really need to take out the trash in a bit.

Good afternoon everybody !
**hugs, waves, pillows and spiders repellent**

*hug*

*eagerly takes spider repellent*

*takes a few liters of spider repellent*
*hug back* :-)

lol, you wusses ^^
**big giggling hug**
lol !!! this game seems to have many funny bugs !! ^^

I am the savior of spiders and the damsels in distress that they terrify!
(meaning at work I pick them on slips of paper and put them in the garden)
*hugs, waves, slips of paper for everyone*