We could try a really big cannon? But I am not sure about it surviving the landing. :-)

It's alive.... IT'S ALIVE! *evil laugh while lightening flashes outside*

Fingers crossed your internet is all better now.

*big hug*

You confused me for a moment there. I had to read back to see my mistake. I guess I must have boobs on the brain, or I am tired and that was a type. But I wonder which is the real reason, maybe both? :-)

-laughing- I think we'll need to try something else. Anything that could make it, I don't think you'd want to eat. ;)

Make it count!

Suggestion (didn't know you were dieting!) eat a modest sized bowl. Don't try and "trick" yourself into eating a tiny amount and going back three times because you barely got a taste the first go. Give yourself a nice, fair helping. Eat that, go slow and don't go back for seconds.

How's the diet been going otherwise (again, sorry didn't know!). Half portions work nicely I've heard. As does avoiding seconds of starches / carbs and leaning heavy into protein and veggies.

There is no such thing as multiple servings in a pint. :-)
I'm mainly trying to cut down on bread, pasta and the like. Sadly these are also the lowest priced foods.
Diets are expensive. :-)
If she can wait till the fourth we could just use a kick ass rocket.

We won't know until we try, I am sure there are lots of big cannons all over the US. Try looking at Walmart. :-)

But they will explode. Think of the mess, it will look like the end of Ghostbusters with the marshmallow man. :-)

Yeah....good point.

Now imagining trying to attach an ice cream cake to a rocket made up of thousands of smaller rockets...

Two words..................duct tape.

I was at Walmart a little while ago.
Please don't make me go back there...;P

Not even if I tie some rope around your waist and Endre's and you go in as a team? :-)

No, not even then. The ultimate goal to any Walmart trip is to get the hell out as quickly as humanly possible.
It wouldn't be fair to Endre for him to be dragged behind me.

Although...if we could manage to fit him in a shopping cart, that would get very interesting.
We could tell people he's my infant child, and he has some kind of premature aging disease, in between me running down the aisles with the cart at high speed. =)

But think of the comedic effect, you running around for you life while Endre is being dragged behind you, oblivious to it all while enjoying his ice cream. :-)

Would he have to wear a pretty bonnet and have a bottle? :-)

As much as I hate Walmart I can see some entertainment value in that.

If you can duct tape a melting cake to a bundle of tiny rockets and make it stick, you are infinitely more dexterous than I am. ;)

You're right, that's an absurd idea..............................I'll use Gorilla tape.