Good morning, ladies, gentlemen, and what ever else has crept in while I was away! :-)

I hope you are all having a lovely start to the week?

Also, can you all please beat Moonshine with your +1 hammers for her (mean) ninja gifting. :-)


And another birthday list post before the sale ends (still just copied and pasted, because I am still too lazy to re-write it all the time). :-)

[Fred Birthday Tradition]
It is that time again when one of the lovely regulars of Fred is about to celebrate their birthday, in this case the lovely Yezemin. And as part of the tradition, I have been given a list of her (kind of) most wanted games. Her birthday is not until the 4th of July (please no Independence day jokes), but I figured I would get on it early while the sale is on, so anyone wanting to gift her a game can possible take advantage of the sale. So, if you would like to get her a little something, please let me know and I will share with you the list. But as always, something I try to emphasise with each of these, is that the gifts are not what is really important. A nice birthday message is all that is needed, the gifts are just a little extra. So if you don't want to or can't get her a gift, then that is fine, but please consider at least sending her a lovely birthday message on the 4th of July.

Oh, and seriously, no Independence Day jokes. I full support Yezemin's right to cut of your testicles and staple them to your forehead if you do make some silly Independence Day reference. In fact I will even provide the blunt knife and the staple gun. :-)

...but....but.....I'm an American....
You want me to betray my country?!
Typical brit tactic.

Hello there.
Enjoy your weekend?

Do I want a country of traitors to betray their own country whose own betraying government has betrayed their people more than anyone else on earth? o_O

Hello!

I did enjoy my weekend, thank you. Did you have a nice weekend? How is your Monday so far?

Yes.
That's called capitalism.
It's beautiful.

Sure, I'm doing fine so far.
Just have to manage not falling asleep near the end of it.

Did you say that while playing your anthem and saluting your flag? :-)

But I am well aware that there are some Americans who still have manners and common decency and thus will be glad to not tease Yezemin on her birthday. As for the rest, the mean and ignorant Yanks who would tease her, well, I am sure they will be too busy voting for Trump anyway to find the time for teasing. :-)

Or just passed out drunk from all the 4th of July drinking. But for the love of god stop doing dangerous stuff with fireworks. They are explosives, and even over here we hear about some of the deaths due to stupid stuff. Whose bright idea was it to trust you people with guns and things that explode anyway? o_O

Depending on what threat level you live him & TinyE are both just squids. Old god with tons of tentacles, octopus... close enough.

e__e
*mind 'splosion*

Well then, I guess we will have to keep you awake somehow. Which way would be best for you, do we set up a coffee IV drip? Do we use a spiked chair so that if you tip too far you get a nasty surprise? Do we get Crow to play his loud music to keep you awake? Or maybe make you have bad dreams to make you afraid to sleep? :-)

I would prefer not having any of those.
Why are they all so horrifying? O_o

The what?
We could have the Owl tickle you.

And that is why Agent wears a helmet. :-)

Good morning, lovely Mr Agent!

I hope you are having a nice start to the week?
Do you think we will get any more new games during the promo?

*big silly hug*
Since when if coffee horrifying? Besides, they are more fun for the rest of us that way. :-)

Oh that's right, you are from California. I hear those things are in short supply there. :-)

Indeed. Keeps everything in place during those very frequent 'splosions :-p

It's okay. Feeling quite sick, pretty sure due to a medication change, but otherwise I'm doing okay. How about yourself?

I doubt we'll get anything new before the timer runs out. I think this is it for the next two days.
*happy (when the sale ends) hug*

PS: I thought we stole our "right to guns and splodey things" from you guys :-)

No, no, that's New York you're thinking of.
Here, what we lack is "selflessness".
....and water.