Life is Strange doesn't have those. :P
Quick Time Events:
Press X button quickly etc.

I'd love to see that one here :)

Thanks :)

Don't I'd rather not downrate it to hide it. >_<

Yay next page, I won't have to.

No worries...i won't repeat that xD

:-O ... you german taunter !!

As far as anyone can tell it's the apples themselves. But it's not so bad, at least apples are easy to avoid. Unless you want to drink fruit juice. Almost all of them have apple in them. I usually just stick to orange.

:D

Ho. Yeah...
I'm bad at it too :)
But I think it was mostly a controls problem that i wasn't able to fix... it was unplayable... i wasn't even able to kill the first zombie ! I died a tenth times, then gave up. **rage quit** >:-|
Yes... so you'd better make your own smoothies, at least you know what you put in them :)

The one you have to perforate with the shotgun? Yes the controls were awkward....

Oxenfree is nice if you want to relax. You don't realy need any quick reactions for anything. You can miss some speech bubbles if you're too slow, but that's usually not a big deal. Not really big on the difficulty either: I got stuck once, but that was because I hadn't figured out how to use the radio properly yet.

It's more of a story telling experience. And the story is really good. Very creepy, but not really scary. Plus it really looks nice. The protagonists are very convincing teenagers though, so you need some patience.

If you ever get the chance try them with a controller, I found the QTE's to be much less troublesome using one.

The amount of orange/yellow on this page is strangely aesthetically pleasing somehow.

You are such an arsehole ^^

Good morning, lovely people of Fred!

I hope you are all having a good start to the week, a week which will hopefully be lovely for you all?

*hugs, waves, and a random silly poem by Roald Dahl*

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The Pig by Roald Dahl

In England once there lived a pig
A wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
He worked out sums inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read.
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew how engines worked and why.
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend:
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about.

What was the reason for his birth?
Why was he placed upon this earth?
His giant brain went round and round.
Alas, no answer could be found.
Till suddenly one wondrous night.
All in a flash he saw the light.
He jumped up like a ballet dancer
And yelled, "By gum, I've got the answer!"
"They want my bacon slice by slice
"To sell at a tremendous price!
"They want my tender juicy chops
"To put in all the butcher's shops!
"They want my pork to make a roast
"And that's the part'll cost the most!
"They want my sausages in strings!
"They even want my chitterlings!
"The butcher's shop! The carving knife!
"That is the reason for my life!"

Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great peace of mind.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A pail of pigswill in his hand,
And piggy with a mighty ROAR!,
Bashes the farmer to the floor…
Now comes the rather grizzly bit
So let's not make too much of it,
Except that you must understand
That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,
He ate him up from head to toe,
Chewing the pieces nice and slow.
It took an hour to reach the feet,
Because there was so much to eat,
And when he finished, Pig, of course,
Felt absolutely no remorse.

Slowly he scratched his brainy head
And with a little smile he said,
"I had a fairly powerful hunch
"That he might have me for his lunch.
"And so, because I feared the worst,
"I thought I'd better eat him first."

O_o
Good morning.