*rushes back inside and throws cookies in Omega's face*
They were RAISIN cookies, you horrible person!

*takes cookie*

Thanks. Anyone got a cold glass of milk? These cookies need dunkin'.

Speaking of which, share some cookies and milk with your partner after sex. It is an orgasmic experience in its own right. Trust me on this one.

That is unless you're a minor and not ready yet for mature, adult relationships. Then just enjoy the cookies and milk alone without the sex part. Still really damn tasty either way.

*tips something* (but didn't check what it was first)
G'morning Fred.

*gives emob a glass of milk*

*Pours another glass over Zeo's ungrateful head*
YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY!

*hears Ming vase break*
Wha-
How'd YOU do it?! O_o

Don't worry: Castle Brunwald doesn't have any authentic ming vases ;)

Greetings *big hug*
How are you doing?

Boomerang hat.

Tired, despite 10 hours of sleep...
Hungry, despite just eating...
Lonely, despite a cat being on my lap...
Generally okayish otherwise.

You?

Tired... worn out. I've heard it all before. You need a Red Bull, buddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN4pjQk2jbQ

Haven't tired it, but I drank a Monster once and fell asleep 20 minutes later.

You could always try the 'extra special stuff', though the hangover is a high cost to bear. It tends to rot your teeth and forces you to shop at Walmart at odd hours.

Are you ready to rock, Billy?
https://youtu.be/-ogdvd0BkOU?t=280

Uh...that sucks but at least you're doing okay otherwise :)
*big energising hug*

I'm doing good :)

Hmm... I'd rather just go back to bed :-)

Don't forget to keep the alarm set. Wouldn't want to miss out on all the great deals from the SUMMER SALE THAT IS COMING SOON.

How? O_o