Posted May 25, 2016

skimmie
Just a madman with a box
Registered: Aug 2010
From Netherlands

omega64
Something good
Registered: Apr 2012
From Netherlands

CarrionCrow
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Registered: May 2011
From United States
Posted May 25, 2016

Thannnnks !!!
**run and dive in the coffee pool** \o/ **SPLAAASHHHH**
Luckily we don't have any rug, but an already stained-looking rusty metallic floor covering... so it's ok, nobody will notice anything... ^^
\o/ **SPLASSHHH** **SPLAAASSHHH**
...
Yeah, it won't be a piece of cake, I think... :-))
Ah, that's good. You can splash your heart out then.
(Cut to you saying to a boss, "I have no idea how coffee got on the ceiling. None whatsoever...)
That sounds somewhat less appealing than shutting my own head in a car door repeatedly.

j0ekerr
Heisenbunny
Registered: Jun 2014
From Spain
Posted May 25, 2016

**Hugs, waves, and...**
<__< .................... >__> .... Where is my coffee... ? Where is my dear colleague ?!? ...
...
**looking at smartphone**
...
**listening to voice message**
...
Alright. Seems like I'll be alone in the office today.
Best luck for my colleague's daughter, who is giving birth to her 3 first (and probably last) babies today... ,',',',,', :-|
...
**going to make coffee**
After today someone's getting something cut.
So you're alone in the office uh? Don't go crazy and pull a Joel Goodson.

ElTerprise
Registered: May 2011
From Germany
Posted May 25, 2016

Please see my answer to Omega for the second point, I feel a bit lazy today... n__o hihi
**big lazy hugs**
How are you ?...

No spade is way too simple, let's call it "processed organic and mineral substances based device designed for parting and transportation of soft clay matter."
AH-WHA?!
Oh, and throw some graphs in there, economists love graphs.
Not to mention that a lot of what economists are doing is glorified coffee cup reading

AgentBirdnest
Ja'crispy
Registered: Jan 2011
From United States
Posted May 25, 2016
*tips helmet*
Good morning, Fredisians! Wappy Wednesday. I hope everyone is doing fantabular or better! Or else!! >:-|
Good morning, Fredisians! Wappy Wednesday. I hope everyone is doing fantabular or better! Or else!! >:-|

zeogold
The Puzzlemaster
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States

j0ekerr
Heisenbunny
Registered: Jun 2014
From Spain
Posted May 25, 2016

Oh yes...good point.
Not to mention that a lot of what economists are doing is glorified coffee cup reading
I've also discovered another breed, the enviromental/ecological economist.
Basically he goes around in a cape while being completely ignored by his peers.
I've also arrived at the conclusion that... an economist designs an outcome, then cherry picks the facts that fit said outcome.
Other people call that a scam. They call it economical theories.

Empress_Owl
★InTheFeathers
Registered: May 2013
From France
Posted May 25, 2016
The babies are born !!! \o/ weepeeee \o/
CarrionCrow: Anytime. =)
Ah, that's good. You can splash your heart out then.
(Cut to you saying to a boss, "I have no idea how coffee got on the ceiling. None whatsoever...)
That sounds somewhat less appealing than shutting my own head in a car door repeatedly. I'll blame the coffee-pad coffee maker... it tends to explode at our faces...
Haha :-D it reminded me a scene from the SImpsons, unfortunately i didn't find the gif again :-)

Ah, that's good. You can splash your heart out then.
(Cut to you saying to a boss, "I have no idea how coffee got on the ceiling. None whatsoever...)
That sounds somewhat less appealing than shutting my own head in a car door repeatedly.
Haha :-D it reminded me a scene from the SImpsons, unfortunately i didn't find the gif again :-)

AgentBirdnest
Ja'crispy
Registered: Jan 2011
From United States
Posted May 25, 2016

Basically he goes around in a cape while being completely ignored by his peers.

CarrionCrow
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Registered: May 2011
From United States
Posted May 25, 2016

Good morning, Fredisians! Wappy Wednesday. I hope everyone is doing fantabular or better! Or else!! >:-|
I can honestly say I'm doing better than I was a few minutes ago.
Just had a very nice pulled pork sandwich, shut off that obnoxious fucking endless runner, and the last of my comic books, which I got a crazy good discount on, has finished downloading.
I'm even trying to have a bleary-eyed epiphany regarding games, backlog, having a hobby rather than paying money to torture myself. It's kinda neat.
How are you today?

Empress_Owl
★InTheFeathers
Registered: May 2013
From France
Posted May 25, 2016

After today someone's getting something cut.
So you're alone in the office uh? Don't go crazy and pull a Joel Goodson.
Indeed, that could be an option ;-p
Ho yeah ! ... I could play some music :-D
♪┏(°.°)┛┗(°.°)┓┗(°.°)┛┏(°.°)┓ ♪

CarrionCrow
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Registered: May 2011
From United States
Posted May 25, 2016

I'll blame the coffee-pad coffee maker... it tends to explode at our faces...
Haha :-D it reminded me a scene from the SImpsons, unfortunately i didn't find the gif again :-)
That works. You can say it attacked you unprovoked. Then it takes the fall and gets tossed, so you can have a coffee maker that doesn't suck. =)

Empress_Owl
★InTheFeathers
Registered: May 2013
From France

AgentBirdnest
Ja'crispy
Registered: Jan 2011
From United States
Posted May 25, 2016
Wooo \o/ *gets the champagne* :-)
Congrats to colleague and family!! :-)
Congrats to colleague and family!! :-)