Well, hell. This isn't shaping up to be heavily frustrating at all.
After I finally beat the level I'd been stuck on, it's been pretty simple since then.

...you sound strangely disappointed.

Would you care for a bit of somewhat petrified licorice? It goes well with coffee. =)

Nah, I'll stick to the box of Tic-Tacs. Goes well with the stale water.

Hmm. In that case, would you prefer a third of a cigarette with minimal licorice goo on the filter?
Or a dog biscuit?
Or a few low-dose aspirin?

No offense, but I've heard of British food that sounded more appetizing.
I'll pass unless you happen to have some waffles or something.

*throws waffles*

I have a half-rusted battery if you'd like.
Not quite sure how only one end got rusty. Must've spilled a drink on it at some point.
It's still good for sentimental value, though.

Ooooh! Is it rusted on the positive side? I have one here that's rusted on the negative side, I can complete my collection!
I'll trade you a half a can of day-old tuna for it.

That's good. You can have it then. They can live out their days together.

No need for the tuna, though. Everything tastes like blood and acid at the moment. It'd just be a waste.

Beautiful. I shall put them on display as an art piece:
"Electricity In-"
...oh, crud, wait, they just exploded.

*After-nap waves*

Can I offer you some dark-roast coffee (grade 4 out of 5) or is this... stuff enough? :)

Ooooooohhhh. Coffee sounds good. Thank you. =)

Also, I don't blame you. Jaheira kinda sucks, honestly. Her druid armor restriction doesn't help her out as a fighter, at all.

Mrglrglmrglmrrrlggg!

Tell the nice man to untie your hands so you don't have to type with your nose. =)