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CarrionCrow: Every single goddamn thing in that game was bad.
The cover art's decent.
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zeogold: The cover art's decent.
If you don't notice from playing the older games, then playing the steaming abortion they slapped the title onto, that might be the case.
I, on the other hand, get reminded that the braindead psychotic motherfuckers turned a quality turn-based strategy series into a fifth-rate action game, complete with absolutely horrendous third-person action sequences.
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CarrionCrow: *angry Crow noises*
I'm just messin' with ya, really. I dunno a darn thing about the series. Puzzles and platformers are my genre, I don't usually go for the FPSs and whatnot.
Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever even played a Square Enix game at all.
Post edited April 21, 2016 by zeogold
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CarrionCrow: Holy shit...

I am pretty sure that Front Mission Evolved is one of the worst games I've played in a long while.

It is such a clusterfuck of a game that in between my screaming, I am sitting here wondering if the people involved were all high as kites on crack for the duration of the development cycle.

Every single goddamn thing in that game was bad.

The gameplay, bad, broken and generally screwed. The music, bad. The voice acting, fucking pathetic. The story, ridiculous. The characters, miserably generic and devoid of anything approaching real personalities.

That is the worst game I've played with a Square Enix logo on it since Final Fantasy 13.

Even the cutscenes, which are pretty much the only thing Square Enix manages to get right consistently, even when they're in absolutely rancid piles of goat shit masquerading as games, were boring.
But was it fun? :-)
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AgentBirdnest: But was it fun? :-)
This is one of those moments where I want to take the developers to the top of a very long stairwell.
Then kick them down it.

I really want to punch someone right now. And my head hurts. Not sure if that qualifies as fun.
Post edited April 21, 2016 by CarrionCrow
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CarrionCrow: I really want to punch someone right now.
*exits thread*
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moonshineshadow: *hugs and waves*
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AgentBirdnest: *extra-special ThursMoon hug*
Tried Omerta: City of Gangsters?
*big return hug*
Nope. I'll check what type of game that is when I'm home :-)

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AgentBirdnest: But was it fun? :-)
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CarrionCrow: I really want to punch someone right now. And my head hurts. Not sure if that qualifies as fun.
Time to play a fighting game. Not as satisfying as punching someone for real, but way less consequences ;-)
Morning all, just a quick howdy before work. Hope you are all as well as can be considering life happens.
Never seen Crow so happy. :-)
*hugs, waves, caffeine*
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EndreWhiteMane: Morning all, just a quick howdy before work. Hope you are all as well as can be considering life happens.
Never seen Crow so happy. :-)
*hugs, waves, caffeine*
Good morning yourself. Hope your day goes swimmingly :-)
*big hug with some motivational cake*
Post edited April 21, 2016 by AgentBirdnest
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EndreWhiteMane: Morning all, just a quick howdy before work. Hope you are all as well as can be considering life happens.
Never seen Crow so happy. :-)
*hugs, waves, caffeine*
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AgentBirdnest: Good morning yourself. Hope your day goes swimmingly :-)
*big hug with some motivational cake*
Whoa, thanks, that worked!
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CarrionCrow: Holy shit...

I am pretty sure that Front Mission Evolved is one of the worst games I've played in a long while.
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hi!

sounds like they are riding on the fame ticket there with dollar signs in their eyes and not much between ears...
I remember playing perhaps the first Front Mission, that was quite good. Have you played any of the first ones?
I think the first FM was released for playstation (PSX)... Not sure if there are any (decent) PC conversions. Unless you use an emulator.

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AgentBirdnest: Good morning yourself. Hope your day goes swimmingly :-)
*big hug with some motivational cake*
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EndreWhiteMane: Whoa, thanks, that worked!
I think I saw you pass by here too just a minute ago flashing by the windows!
Post edited April 21, 2016 by superstande
Whooee! https://www.gog.com/game/the_deadly_tower_of_monsters
There's a cool looking game! Pointed out to me by Stilton long ago before the release... by the way, where the hell is he? ;)
Post edited April 21, 2016 by superstande
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superstande: Pointed out to me by Stilton long ago before the release... by the way, where the hell is he? ;)
Taking a break. We won't be seeing him for a while.
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superstande: Pointed out to me by Stilton long ago before the release... by the way, where the hell is he? ;)
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moonshineshadow: Taking a break. We won't be seeing him for a while.
Well, okay... thanks for the info...
Maybe some day, then.
*whisper-cheer* New space game \o/