Don't be silly, I like listening to your random thoughts. So you talk all you like. *big hug*

Are you sure about that?

I have seen several, but granted only the witness stand in an official sense. I did study law for several years, so there is that to go with me being the Judge, but not the regular old boring judges, the cool ones from Judge Dredd. :-)

Good morning, Mr Serious! *big serious hug* :-)

How are you today?

Unless you understood the "defendant with a shotgun" reference, I'd say I'm sure.

I was originally going to be on the side of *reason,* but then I realized I wouldn't have anybody on my side. ;)
I'll have to weigh all the facts right up to the end of the case before flipping a coin to decide who I'm behind.

Pffffft. No judge of mine has ever studied law.
GUILTY!

I assume you are referring to a legal case, possible a US one? In which case, how would I be expected to know, and even if it was a UK case, judges are not expected to remember each case that has ever passed.

If I were you, I'd go with the side that has the cheapest rent.

*puts on serious face*

The Thread of Fred wishes Mr Akhliber a pleasant and enjoyable mornoon.
Standard *hug, wave, hat tip, and/or coffee* will now be issued.
I hope that you and the lady and sarge are doing well and have a great day.
Signed,
Agent J. Mallone, formerly "Birdnest"

:-)

Okay, you are getting to loud with all this shouting. Bailiff! Put this little boy on the naughty step until he has learned to use his indoor voice.

Well, Cecil doesn't seem very committed to their defence.

I think after seeing you pick Zeo as your defence lawyer that Cecil just decided to pay the fine and avoid all the drama. :-)

Keep it up and I'll start a hard rock kazoo solo.

I wouldn't blame him.
Would you mind killing Zeo again?
Perhaps it'll take this time.

Do I need to send you to bed early without your milk?

Good morning! And thank you for that breath of fresh, serious air. ;)
I'm trying to imagine actually living a life where I take things seriously. Like, at least the stuff I'm supposed to. Not exactly a natural gift. :)

I'm doing quite well, thanks! No nausea this morning, got a good night's rest. My only complaint would be that this damn pup is sleeping in too late! I want to play! I suppose if that's my only complaint, life must be pretty good.
How about yourself?

He's thankful. That's good enough.