Posted May 14, 2016

ddickinson
Battle Sister
Registered: Feb 2014
From United Kingdom

blakstar
ShadowKnows
Registered: Oct 2008
From United Kingdom
Posted May 14, 2016
An escapee from the Conversational Free-for-all thread?!
QUICK! CATCH IT!
You don't often see them in the wild. :-P
QUICK! CATCH IT!
You don't often see them in the wild. :-P

ddickinson
Battle Sister
Registered: Feb 2014
From United Kingdom

blakstar
ShadowKnows
Registered: Oct 2008
From United Kingdom
Posted May 14, 2016
Oh, there's so much innuendo I could read into that reply that I'm not sure how to respond! :-D

Breja
You're in my spot
Registered: Apr 2012
From Poland
Posted May 14, 2016

does it? *wrings hands in satisfaction* Well done, fox, well done.
maybe if someone figures it out, i'll have a surprise. and by figure out, i mean it has to be super specific.
The object, being in fact an alien craft, never left earth atmosphere, instead it crash landed in South Atlantic. It's size and speed dictated the impact could result in a Hiroshima-sized blast, however none was ever registered. The captain of Sufi Kogo supposedly reported sighting a unidentified downed aircraft before all radio contact with Sufi Kogo was lost. The ship and it's crew were never seen again. The very existance of the ship has been erased and constantly denied since then. According to official reports all of it's crew members died in accidents or of natural causes such as heart attacks shortly before or after the now non-existant Sufi Kogo left port.
Rumors circulate, that civilian vessels with russian crews were sent to the vicinity of Sufi Kogo's last known position shortly after the incident, and that the erasure of the ship and it's crew was done under directions from Soviet intelligence. It is important to note that the Equatorial Guinea's regime of president Macias Ngueama broke off ties with the West in the 70s and had close ties with the USSR.
The truth about the fate of Sufi Kogo and the US19720810 "meteor" remains unknown.
End of file X04782
Edit: Fuck, here I am working at this, and when I'm finally done I see something about boobs already "won" :D
Post edited May 14, 2016 by Breja

StationaryNomad
Truckin' Along
Registered: Mar 2015
From United States
Posted May 14, 2016

does it? *wrings hands in satisfaction* Well done, fox, well done.
maybe if someone figures it out, i'll have a surprise. and by figure out, i mean it has to be super specific.

The object, being in fact an alien craft, never left earth atmosphere, instead it crash landed in South Atlantic. It's size and speed dictated the impact could result in a Hiroshima-sized blast, however none was ever registered. The captain of Sufi Kogo supposedly reported sighting a unidentified downed aircraft before all radio contact with Sufi Kogo was lost. The ship and it's crew were never seen again. The very existance of the ship has been erased and constantly denied since then. According to official reports all of it's crew members died in accidents or of natural causes such as heart attacks shortly before or after the now non-existant Sufi Kogo left port.
Rumors circulate, that civilian vessels with russian crews were sent to the vicinity of Sufi Kogo's last known position shortly after the incident, and that the erasure of the ship and it's crew was done under directions from Soviet intelligence. It is important to note that the Equatorial Guinea's regime of president Macias Ngueama broke off ties with the West in the 70s and had close ties with the USSR.
The truth about the fate of Sufi Kogo and the US19720810 "meteor" remains unknown.
End of file X04782
Edit: Fuck, here I am working at this, and when I'm finally done I see something about boobs already "won" :D

zeogold
The Puzzlemaster
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States

HunchBluntley
language geek
Registered: Jul 2014
From United States

zeogold
The Puzzlemaster
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States

Tauto
MY BUDDY NES
Registered: Jul 2015
From Australia
Posted May 14, 2016
Sufi Kogo true meaning is old Adoriginal legend as follows.........
There was two Adorigines and their names were Sufi Cancan and Kogo Pantsless.
Now the story or as it has been handed down for over 200 years is a Tribal Feud.
Once apon a time in the land of Oz many years ago two tribes the *Cancrab's* and the *Pissian's* lived in close harmony and traded food and weapons with each other.During one of these trade days a *Pissian* traded a bad Wallaby to a *Cancrabian*stating ''that it was fresh as always''.Unfortunately this was a slight fib and the Wallaby was indeed very bad.
Sufi Cancan was the trader that received it but also the Chief of *Cancrab's*,smiling he said to Kogo Pantsless ''you are a true friend and a blessing on your tribe''as Kogo Pantsless was the Chief of the *Pissian's*.
Later that night a great feast was prepared with Wallaby as the main food.Sufi Cancan as Chief had the first choice of meat and decided to have a leg.The rest was equally shared with the tribe and all enjoyed their meal.
Within an hour Sufi was grief stricken with a very bad stomach,and was soon seen behind a tree releasing a very watery fluid.Not long after the entire tribe were behind many trees and of course you know what was going on.This went on for three days and three nights,finally after many trees it was over.
Sufi decided that he and his tribe would get revenge on the *Pissian's*for their foul deed,so a war between the tribes was declared.Unfortunately the true ending to this story has been changed many times,depending on which tribe's story is told.The one I believe is the *Cancrab's*version because of one reason and that is,all those trees turned black and died hence another legend pops in called *The Black Stump*but that's another story.
The trees were in *Cancrab's*territory so the *Cancrab's*story has credibility BUT due to actual records on land rights from those days were lost and it is rumored that the trees are actually in old *Pissian's*territory.So history will show two tribes warring over a very bad Wallaby.
The result of the War,again shows different results from different tribesmen story tellers.But one thing that did come out of this tale is the true meaning of SUFI KOGO and that is if you have to spend some painful times behind a tree then the Doctor will say you have SUFI KOGO.
The End:)
There was two Adorigines and their names were Sufi Cancan and Kogo Pantsless.
Now the story or as it has been handed down for over 200 years is a Tribal Feud.
Once apon a time in the land of Oz many years ago two tribes the *Cancrab's* and the *Pissian's* lived in close harmony and traded food and weapons with each other.During one of these trade days a *Pissian* traded a bad Wallaby to a *Cancrabian*stating ''that it was fresh as always''.Unfortunately this was a slight fib and the Wallaby was indeed very bad.
Sufi Cancan was the trader that received it but also the Chief of *Cancrab's*,smiling he said to Kogo Pantsless ''you are a true friend and a blessing on your tribe''as Kogo Pantsless was the Chief of the *Pissian's*.
Later that night a great feast was prepared with Wallaby as the main food.Sufi Cancan as Chief had the first choice of meat and decided to have a leg.The rest was equally shared with the tribe and all enjoyed their meal.
Within an hour Sufi was grief stricken with a very bad stomach,and was soon seen behind a tree releasing a very watery fluid.Not long after the entire tribe were behind many trees and of course you know what was going on.This went on for three days and three nights,finally after many trees it was over.
Sufi decided that he and his tribe would get revenge on the *Pissian's*for their foul deed,so a war between the tribes was declared.Unfortunately the true ending to this story has been changed many times,depending on which tribe's story is told.The one I believe is the *Cancrab's*version because of one reason and that is,all those trees turned black and died hence another legend pops in called *The Black Stump*but that's another story.
The trees were in *Cancrab's*territory so the *Cancrab's*story has credibility BUT due to actual records on land rights from those days were lost and it is rumored that the trees are actually in old *Pissian's*territory.So history will show two tribes warring over a very bad Wallaby.
The result of the War,again shows different results from different tribesmen story tellers.But one thing that did come out of this tale is the true meaning of SUFI KOGO and that is if you have to spend some painful times behind a tree then the Doctor will say you have SUFI KOGO.
The End:)
Post edited May 14, 2016 by Tauto

HunchBluntley
language geek
Registered: Jul 2014
From United States
Posted May 14, 2016
Pretend I dropped a link that I claimed was to the appropriate clip from Brokeback Mountain, but which was actually to a hardcore gay porn parody thereof. I can't be bothered to be banned from GOG for it (nor do I want that in my search history!). ;)

Hunter65536
New GOGlin
Registered: Apr 2014
From India
Posted May 14, 2016
Now I am confused I thought Brokeback Mountain was a gay parody of western genre already. :)

drealmer7
finding balance
Registered: Dec 2010
From United States
Posted May 14, 2016
*jumps into the thread and goes:
OOOOGAABOOOGAAABOOOOOGAAADODOOODOOOGOOO!!!! *
:þ
OOOOGAABOOOGAAABOOOOOGAAADODOOODOOOGOOO!!!! *
:þ

SeeJayGamer
Insert Coin
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
Posted May 14, 2016
I'm waiting for when they include the pink bunny ear hat DLC before buying it.

Habanerose
Killing is Fun
Registered: Oct 2014
From France
Posted May 14, 2016
Post edited May 14, 2016 by Habanerose